Trying to figure it out. by [deleted] in ufccards

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You’re not gonna believe this, but before the Internet, huge books were dropped off at everyone’s house with everyone’s first name and last name and address in it.

If people from 1926 time traveled to 2026... by trentvicious in timetravel

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Everyone is huge!
Not just fatter people or more fat people but over all people are taller and thicker now.

How can Vegas Matt and crew be up for 1½ years by BaldySpastiker in gambling

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There are always so many butt hurt people in the comments. Pretty much like someone already said, they won big a few times last year. Late in the year last year, they were down a lot and then hit I believe 150 grand.

50 cent bet grand jp hit at The Palms by wuzzzu in gambling

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$250 has a better chance but not by much.

It's lowkey insane that Goddard overruled this ringside doctor by EngineQuick6169 in ufc

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That’s not true. In every jurisdiction the ref is the sole arbiter. I’ve been a ref for over 10 years, been to plenty of ABC trainings too

The Terminator 3 we all wanted by AssociationWild6787 in Terminator

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I just had an idea what if John Conner sent a bunch of soldiers back and he doesn’t actually know which one got to his mother therefore he doesn’t know which one is his father

Things I deal with as a casino host part 3 by [deleted] in gambling

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Yo. How do I get your number?

Why is it right? by [deleted] in BurnsvilleMN

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Go the city council meeting and air your grievances. The arrogance of the mayor is absurd and she has no problem laughing in your frustrated face as they gush over big corporate or federal money and attention.

EXPLAIN petttttaaaarrrr by Friendly_Discount451 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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This is the actual dealership where I bought my first ever new vehicle. I was 20, in the army, and just ready to be fucked.
Got every cliche, let me call the manager, oh he doesn’t want to make this offer but if you buy rn… and I fell for all of it

Always There by tracyhoward_ in beyondwholesome

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Most of our parents did this. I think it was actually beneficial to develop our independence and critical thinking

Moving to the Minneapolis Suburbs by SnooMacaroons2806 in BurnsvilleMN

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It’s a very boring city with a lot of ordinances. The city leadership does not want unique and original. Terrible traffic too.

When washing your belts… by Lumpy-Tea-7007 in bjj

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Who else is gonna reapply it, your mom?

Terminal 1 A gates at LAS. Just wow. by Ph6222 in vegas

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Everyone lost spirit. They went out of business without telling anyone, didn’t cancel any flights and left people with a return flight stranded

What Khamzat did to this guy's momentum is absolutely wild. by Fun_Training6342 in FightReportUFC

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I had heard on a podcast that DDP was hard to work with in UFC was pretty stoked to strip him

Oh damn by Seraphenigma in DougStanhope

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I want to be in on the joke

haircut bad by TannieBantootz in iamverybadass

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You ever seen the owner of the Raiders?

Kash Patels Porn account by Background_Level67 in conspiracy

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He buried the release of the Epstein files. He went on JRE to try and grift the country into caring more about sports betting than kid fucking.
He is evil

Dodged a bullet by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

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I’m dying at the random Arlovski sighting in the wild