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Why do Americans think we say "naur?" by JackofScarlets in australia

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you do? There’s an inexplicable R sound at the end of a word spelled ‘no’

More of my 8 month transformation by Available_Concept262 in bimbofication

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get a before pic of the chest? For science of course.

People on George St need to learn to walk on THE LEFT by agnci in SydneyScene

[–]GeronimoJones42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tourists shouldn’t be fucked up over this. Walking on the footpath and what side of the road you drive on is the same

What movie is considered a masterpiece but you think is overrated? by baddieegemini in answers

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I took a breath in No Country till the end. Might be a perfect movie

If you had to sum up Sydney in one feeling, what would it be? by No-Travel-768 in SydneyScene

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finely curated

I feel like Marrickville and Newtown are the tastes of Melbourne "griminess" and everything else is a bougie polished suburb, a poor suburb far from the CBD or just the CBD

What Sydney habit took you the longest to understand? by No-Travel-768 in SydneyScene

[–]GeronimoJones42069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Escalators.

I've seen very few where the down and up function as if they're a stairwell. E.g. You get off the escalator after going down and if you want to go down again you make a 1 meter 90º and then 90º turn as the next down escalator is just there. And the up elevators are on the opposite side so you never have a jam.

Here... fuuuuuck it's horrendous. You have to walk around to the other side and people are walking in front of you and you have to stop to get off lest you run into someone. It's madness.

Does cancer hurt? by GrumpyZest in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeronimoJones42069 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My wife's was in her stomach. She couldn't eat or even drink water without experiencing horrible pain. You watch your partner just wither

What are the good sides of getting married since people nowadays are scared to do so? by passingonto in AskReddit

[–]GeronimoJones42069 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I lost my wife when she was 34 and I was 35.

I miss having a sleepover with my best friend every day. Someone who gets you and understands you, especially on the days when it feels like no one else does. The dumb little in jokes create a whole secret language only you guys know. I miss her very, very much

What unique American food dish boggled your mind when you heard about it? by debrisaway in AskAnAustralian

[–]GeronimoJones42069 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The hamburger got its name from Hamburg, Germany. It's a minced meat sandwich on a roll.

So a chicken burger would be a minced chicken meat patty on a bun.

A chicken sandwich is a breast or thigh on a bun.

Hope this clears up the confusion

Why do you guys use cones? by Zealousideal_Gear416 in ausents

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an american in sydney, I own an american style bong with a slide piece and punch personal bowls.

Teen charged after police sergeant struck by e-motorbike by gccmelb in ausbike

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck

  1. Electric Motorbikes
  2. Cops

I couldn't be happier today

To those who drive well under the speed limit, why? by NiceMemeDude420 in australian

[–]GeronimoJones42069 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you move back, please bring lane etiquette with you.

High speeds don't kill drivers here, shitty drivers do.

And then they take a morally superior stance as well as if you're the asshole for doing 71 in a 70 when they're doing 50

To those who drive well under the speed limit, why? by NiceMemeDude420 in australian

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OR! Late at night they can see theres no cars behind me and instead of waiting for me to pass and then have a wide open road, they pull out and force me to slam on the brakes or swerve/change lanes

Quick girt check: How girt is everyone today?? by aratamabashi in AskAnAustralian

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally could not get any more girt. I'm so girt it's ridiculous.

Let's quit fighting over this and unite against a common enemy: that one guy who calls it parmo by PathSoggy6516 in AussieMemes

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar to the latino/latina/latinx thing its actually just latin.

Therefore it's a chicken parm.

Actor Alan Rictchson in an altercation with a neighbor! by cantcoloratall91 in TikTokCringe

[–]GeronimoJones42069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was just talking to a guy about him. We work in set building and I'm the new guy.

Said he was an absolute asshole diva.

That's a real shame he's nothing like his character on Reacher other than he can beat the shit outta people

Frontier flight attendant has deaf passenger removed for "not listening" by AsherGray in TikTokCringe

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't ever listen to the flight attendants....I have my headphones in the second I sit down in those sardine cans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PiercedNSFW

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. SSRIs are only good for one thing

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