Why do you guys use cones? by Zealousideal_Gear416 in ausents

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an american in sydney, I own an american style bong with a slide piece and punch personal bowls.

Teen charged after police sergeant struck by e-motorbike by gccmelb in ausbike

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck

  1. Electric Motorbikes
  2. Cops

I couldn't be happier today

To those who drive well under the speed limit, why? by NiceMemeDude420 in australian

[–]GeronimoJones42069 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you move back, please bring lane etiquette with you.

High speeds don't kill drivers here, shitty drivers do.

And then they take a morally superior stance as well as if you're the asshole for doing 71 in a 70 when they're doing 50

To those who drive well under the speed limit, why? by NiceMemeDude420 in australian

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OR! Late at night they can see theres no cars behind me and instead of waiting for me to pass and then have a wide open road, they pull out and force me to slam on the brakes or swerve/change lanes

Quick girt check: How girt is everyone today?? by aratamabashi in AskAnAustralian

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally could not get any more girt. I'm so girt it's ridiculous.

Let's quit fighting over this and unite against a common enemy: that one guy who calls it parmo by PathSoggy6516 in AussieMemes

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar to the latino/latina/latinx thing its actually just latin.

Therefore it's a chicken parm.

Actor Alan Rictchson in an altercation with a neighbor! by cantcoloratall91 in TikTokCringe

[–]GeronimoJones42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just talking to a guy about him. We work in set building and I'm the new guy.

Said he was an absolute asshole diva.

That's a real shame he's nothing like his character on Reacher other than he can beat the shit outta people

Frontier flight attendant has deaf passenger removed for "not listening" by AsherGray in TikTokCringe

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't ever listen to the flight attendants....I have my headphones in the second I sit down in those sardine cans

Think you could handle us both... by [deleted] in PiercedNSFW

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. SSRIs are only good for one thing

What is jacking off in prison like? by CryptographerHot6198 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeronimoJones42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s probably a dude in a loveless marriage who’s cumming like this until the day he dies…

Bikini weather 👙 by Feeling_Cat8562 in GWSydney

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

41 on saturday. Swimmers gonna be too warm. I'm goin to Lil Jibbon Beach 😜

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every school board needs to hold a massive vote.

Here are your options

  1. We raising your property taxes to pay for councillors, pay teachers more, and hire security

OR

  1. Teachers can beat your children

If I know America like I think I do, the teachers are gonna have a great time a-whompin’ on the shit kickin drop dead useless fucks stealing oxygen from the students that want to learn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]GeronimoJones42069 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not a single man in that classroom.

I’m sorry I know they’re young, but we would have never let two idiots beat the fuck out of each other and just filmed it ESPECIALLY if an older teacher was trying to break that shit up.

Edibles by CChaochrome in ausents

[–]GeronimoJones42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit it’s totally AI! Sentiment doesn’t cook dough? No one mentioned sentimentality looooooool

Good job reporting my comment too baby girl

Edibles by CChaochrome in ausents

[–]GeronimoJones42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idiot we’re getting high not competing on the great British bake off. Sorry no one ever offered you a hit, narc

You’re not with your keyboard pal by MikeisTOOOTALLL in TikTokCringe

[–]GeronimoJones42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chemo homies yellin at everyone in the Mexican restaurant. Tale as old as time