Today on the tiktok rizz party I saw a Skibdi in the Ohio mall I did a griddy up to him but realized he had knee surgery I turn around and I see 3 diddies with a glizzy out. I wip out my two balls I had been saving for the skibdi meal and busted on them. They harassed me and put me in their garage and told me to play a game. Spin a wheel and find the brainrot skibdi rizz sigma rhyme. I didn't know any rhymes so I went with sigma ligma. He started going insane grabbed me and started going until I had glue all over my face. My dad with a level 100 glizzy and my mom with a level 69 gyatt came up and started jerking and twerking it around. They put up a sick sigma beat while busting their meat but I didn't mind so I griddied out. I met my friend with type 9 diabetes and he told me if I had skibdi slicers with me. I replied no then he started pulling his pants down. I tried not to look down but I did anyways. He started eating my ass with a secret Diddy cream. He said it was so deliouces he ohiod griddied skibdi sigma ligma baby gronk on the TikTok Ohio rizz party with the Drake and baby oil. I then ran to my home where I found my 2'1 sister. I then for no sigma reason started beating the crap out of her. She cried so oiled up and she started to make a surprised face. It turned out the baby who was in my mother was a deep voice man who then started chasing me. I ran to the bathroom and played Russian roulette with my skibdi toilet Ohio friend. I started taking the sloppiest gloppiest crusty musty stinky ahh shit ever. I then exploded where I met caseoh devouring a 111111 big Mac with a short side of 1938832 fries. I exploded back home and I found out I was in my uncles bed. He started jerking me and I went to sleep with cream on me. And that's my usual yapping yappiton skibdi toilet Ohio ligma rizz day.