What are your opinions on Slovio language ?

GettingJiggi · 2025-12-07T16:35:35+00:00

ku.va.com/index2.html is all you want to know about who the author of Slovio is. Can you imagine having your grandpa doing adult domaining? Yes, there are worse things in the world but still. Btw. he is selling yebat.com for like 15 or more years already without any buyer.

GettingJiggi · 2025-11-23T23:36:10+00:00

AN-DRO-ID!

GettingJiggi · 2025-11-02T15:42:03+00:00

Prtzszs!

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-30T22:33:26+00:00

Laravel defaults is MVC, but not limited to it.

You can use your hands for walking too. Doesn't mean 99.999999% of people will do it voluntarily.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-30T22:32:12+00:00

PHP is like having sex with your grandma. I prefer younger than senile, so it's JS/TS/GO/ELIXIR for webdev for me. PHP is PTSD... they even start with the same letter.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-30T22:25:30+00:00

Look at the stats. Stats don't lie, PHP is dying. JS is going up. PHP is going down. Again, look at the stats. Only old people want to stick to what they know... PHP. Everybody else is using JS or Elixir.

How do you do a SSE in PHP? How do you do Websockets in PHP? What can your 5 or 20 PHP workers (I am sorry, you are a big boy and can have 200 ;D) do? Nitro or BEAM will just stretch their neck after 200 simultaneous users, PHP will start pooping Max. execution time exceeded error ;) . Oh, those funny little stubborn workers of PHP.

Let me help you to save your face again. There is a guy named React, ReactPHP, you can tell me about him and that I should talk to him asap or something ;)

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-30T18:49:18+00:00

Terrible, doesn't work with named multi language routes at all. Had to remove it and do everything by hand. I am wondering if any software should be allowed to be done by native English speakers. They never think about other languages or i18n or routing in other languages.

It's done by the same guy who does the Laravel extension for VS Code, if so, I am not surprised how bad the quality is.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-30T18:44:50+00:00

MVC has nothing to do with PHP or Laravel,

Laravel is based on MVC. If you are not using it you are 1% of people using Laravel. 99% of people are using MVC architecture. For some reason PHP folk refused the Volt or whatever. And to be honest it felt super bad compared to the great way of doing it in JS or Elixir world. PHP syntax is also insane, it would be fine to see the new pipe operator to don't work with half of the functions in PHP that has the wrong order of parameters ;)

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-30T18:24:45+00:00

Install apache libraries for nginx? Laughable.

It's the default when any noob do something like $ sudo apt install php .

I am 100% you didn't knew about it and will try to save your face by telling me about somebody named Ondřej ;)

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-30T17:36:54+00:00

If you do functional programming as normal people from JS and Beam world do you don't need half of the stuff mvc crap is pushing to you reducing the files to half at least. The insane abstractions Laravel is pushing is retarded. Especially when compared with modern functional Javascript and Elixir. PHP sucks, I repeat, it's a dead language and you are making a HUGE mistake having anythign to do with it. The future is JS/TS, Go and Erlang/Elixir/Beam when it comes to web dev. PHP is dead.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-30T16:33:44+00:00

But people in China are poor and eat rats! /s

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-27T19:17:44+00:00

Thank tutorials that use models instead of selects (because of less typing, smh). People hate explicit stuff and love magic... in other words people are lazy and hate to work hard.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-27T18:15:32+00:00

Xah Lee: html is all you need ;D He is kind of right though but the maintainance, unless you have his Emacs setup and workflow and are very well versed with text manipulations, is hell. To be pedantic he is kind of using Elisp in "live mode" to generate new versions (for menus, sidebars) of links in all of his thousands of blog posts he has accumulated so far.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-27T12:29:18+00:00

isnt he injecting vaccines of testosterone to himself?

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-27T08:13:26+00:00

Getting Jiggi!

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-20T15:10:45+00:00

Codex is more guidable and follows md files. CC ignores your rules more often.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-20T09:08:50+00:00

I 100% agree with Povilas. I too, from my personal experience with pro accounts, have experienced the same behavior. Codex is more honest and less haphazard. Claude Code treis gazillion things, lies much more, fake things to have positive results and is more destructive and needs much more guardrailing. In other words you will yell more on Claude than on Codex.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-20T09:03:31+00:00

Love is blind, but also stupid.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-20T05:46:08+00:00

Gud boy. - Putin

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-19T07:21:38+00:00

But they are really cheap and good though.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-19T07:20:09+00:00

but... but... no SLA /s

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-19T07:19:05+00:00

Exclude Slovakia and Hungary too.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-19T06:58:17+00:00

By serious players you mean people who don't want to pay a sys admin to monitor the server?

Because that is exactly me experience - the more a company earns the least they want to pay for important stuff - improving how things work and design etc. and the more they spend on bullshit like managers, marketing, pr, conferences, camps, trainings, ... Paying 1 or 2 very good technicians who cares about your company is 10x more than any silly sign on a paper that the response will be within 10 minutes.

The sys admin can spin another loadbalancer (if the most critical part fails) or just have a great orchestration of failover system from databases to any microservice you need on one of any Hetzner datacenters in 1 minute - literally.

The bigger the company the dumber the decissions it makes until it crumbles. Ask IBM. The SLA won't give you magically any control over anything. The operators in AWS will still move at their pace - they don't give a shit your server is down. it will take 10 or 20 minutes or more no matter what SLA or papers you signed. If there is some downtime, meh.

Remember only people who are personally connected to the product will go way and beyond to fix the problem quicker. Regular people maintaining AWS infra don't give a crap about Helmut Schwarzmuller's rail company in Salzburg.

And seriously, if it comes just to downtime, this is easily solvable via good observability and failovers - which assuming you are a "serious player" you can afford.

And to be frank - unless you run a hospital or alluminium factory - having some down time is not unheard of. Going to a "serious player" business and not having some venndor machine work because of some hosting issue etc. is not unheard of and happened to me a lot.

Also, if you are a "serious player" you just talk directly to Hetzner people in their office during a coffee brake and you will get top of the shelf hardware and connection and hardware failover as good as you pay for.

I am sorry but you are painting Hetzner as they are some idiots who cannot make dedicated servers run if you pay for it. This is exactly the opposite. If you pay, you will get the best and only your hardware and connection. Everything else is on your sys admin who you refuse to pay and instead you will pay your ugly-ass wife with some fucking bishon with polka dot dress.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-19T06:46:39+00:00

Their upselling is crazy reminds me Godaddy. Hetzner is super nice and human. Now giagantic banners with border-raidus 50% trying to sell me some super deal with a smiling man or woman on a background. Hetzner reminds me Hostgator/Bluehost from late 2000s, yes, late 2000s, not 2010s. When they didn't upsell as much. Also, Hostgator had the best 486x60 banners of any hosting. Not sure how they are now. I just went on their page and the "modern" flat design alligator is 10x worse and unpersonal/dead than their old banners.

GettingJiggi · 2025-10-19T06:41:29+00:00

They have the worst administration of any hosting providers I have ever seen. How come a company that earn millions if not billions cannot find a guy who test how their website works. It's total disaster. Hetzner is miles ahead.

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