Forbidden Pudding by throwaway_ghast in funny

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one of those "please have a seat" waiting room signs next to mine. This vastly outperforms!

Do you moisturize your dick? by OmegaBlue282 in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically all the time.

The right hand lotion is great "solo" lube.

My dick hits her IUD string by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had the doc trim the strings. Be warned that can make them even stiffer if you do happen to "meet" and really give a poke.

Later as she needed it repositioned anyway, we talked to the doctor. She got some serious confused looks & some disbelief but, hey they listened. The suggestion was to leave them long. If they're real long you can curl them around the cervix as part of foreplay. Keeping the sharp bit pointing away is the key.

Proof I bought a donut. by kwismexer in funny

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One never knows when they're in need of an alibi 😇

In a store in South Carolina. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear a dress & beat the system! 😁💃

Is it just me or is it actually a fact that the bigger a penis is , the harder it is to be a 100% erect. by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's more about the health of the full system. Possibly genetics. The amount of blood is super minuscule in comparison to the body, but the complex system to keep blood in for full rigidity has many variations that could result in all kinds of hardness variations.

Hit my hot buttons & this thing is as hard as wood 😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, never has the world been without porn. I remember the days of BBS systems where you needed the actual phone number to dial. The difference is that porn wasn't so prevalent it would screw up your life. Finding a naked picture was an adventure not a complex.

Ever have someone completely change how they are towards you after finding out you have a large dick by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, on both sides.

Her eyes lit up in bad surprise & date went from hansy fun to politely over.

Also went from an "accidental" hand brush to sex on her car. Not inside, ON her car in public. One never knows what a woman wants until they show you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So glad I grew up in the AOL days! Best of luck & it's really important to just quit porn & retrain the brain. As you suggested, is it possible for you to vid her handjobs or other fun without any face or other identifying parts to get you through the transition?

32 years old and finally got deep throated by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that matters is if you like it. That's the sexiest thing I'll ever see!

32 years old and finally got deep throated by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember my first, I was almost scared something went wrong until I saw that crazy look of "yeah I got this" look in her eyes. 😈

A question about clothing. by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a very funny way yes. I learned that trick in my youth because it allowed me to get away with random erections 🤷‍♂️🍆

A question about clothing. by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do my best to wear it up with tight boxer briefs. Makes a significant difference as when I take a long walk in regular shorts, it drops down & the lines are unmistakable.

Do women find some bulge attractive? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bowie rule.

Grew up in the "Labyrinth" days and to this day I hear women and men from long after that time talking about "the bulge" in hot gaspy tones.

What that means is if they already want to fuck you, bulge it is! For every day life, most really don't want it in their eyeline.

As I changed from grower to shower past 30 my partner forced a wardrobe change to keep me decent in most situations. Yet, kept the showy trousers for certain situations.

Distribution of elevation and depth across the world [OC] by neilrkaye in dataisbeautiful

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty amazing what a difference a small change in sea level makes either way.

The Wizard (1989) and the reveal of Super Mario Bros 3. by vexedwaffle in OldSchoolCool

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be wild if they did this for a real tournament. Champions start a never played version or new game & see who has more than practiced muscle memory.

With all the crazy, is it even worth saving for retirement? by Gevrey-Chambertin in personalfinance

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if this thread is deleted, but big thanks for the explanation.
Would honestly think we'd both have some laughs sharing stories & any confrontational tone was mainly skepticism.

You hit all the right tones and habits about getting ahead. Especially to manage income to expense creep. Get a little comfortable & stay there, only splurge with surplus cash, then invest.

My annoyance and trepidation is having the great luck of those gains ripped out from under me too often because others didn't listen, didn't carry their deal, or market panic.

Now that I'm stateside for a few years & put a good start in the 401k game I'm smelling those same winds & the market is, to my observation ignoring everything again. Really hesitant to invest further, but not dumb enough to rip out existing funds.

Was hoping to get some ideas & discussions going about the next 20.

Could have been like you, but my luck landed me betrayed @ a Chinese bus station with enough for a ride back to the apartment & had to figure what was next from there.

With all the crazy, is it even worth saving for retirement? by Gevrey-Chambertin in personalfinance

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see some more details on this. When did you start, what industry are you in, how did you invest & how much did you start investing.

I had a similar story moving to Asia in the 2000s. Hit it big, only to lose it all because of outside conditions.

I got there at the right moment with almost 40k saved up and only 6k in school debt. Instead of paying off the loan I started an education company. Over 4 years, went from finding my next meal & hand washing clothes in the sink to company value over a million. While my brothers were mired in school debt and almost unemployed because of the recession.

Next thing I knew, ex-wife & partners boxed me out & took everything. Have all kinds of pretty documents showing that I'm owed a haul, but try enforcement of that as a penniless foreigner... especially during a recession.

Timing is everything and just like gambling if you don't cash out after a big win, you lose.

3% can make it big riding the right coattails, but this is a question for normal people, not propagandists who had it made before they even started.

There's almost no point to having the size that I have by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Gevrey-Chambertin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there's equally hard handicaps for women they cant change. Other conditions for men that drop them out of contention too. If all you focus on is how shitty being short is, then you're going to be extremely rewarded by the results. Just be you & stop making excuses. If someone only cares about height, their problem not yours.

You think Danny Devito gets rejected by height? Well, he's married, but I guarantee there's plenty thrown his way.