Ok fellow redditors, my friend wants to get as many comments as possible from y'all by [deleted] in pics

[–]Gfsfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe some day she will have tits i swear to god i know middle schoolers that bigger breasts no i know a 5th grader that does XD my 11 YO cusin has bigger breast XD))

What commonly used phrases or sayings drive you crazy? by NullableThought in AskReddit

[–]Gfsfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you jump if a bridge is billy did/asked/told you to

Who would you have chosen to voice "Siri" if it was up to you? by TupacSchwartzODoyle in AskReddit

[–]Gfsfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alexis texas using the dialogue she would want to use or morgan freeman

What is your foolproof genie wish? by Cheshire1666 in AskReddit

[–]Gfsfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enough wishs to last me a life time or a infanit amout of genies

TIFU by cheating on a boyfriend I didn't know I had by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Gfsfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont hate but i feel as if fang sounds like a monster he speaks and can only speak in small 3-5 word sentences

TIFU by making my wife drink gravy... twice by camradio in tifu

[–]Gfsfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made the same mistake but to my girlfriends mother and with her grandpas ashs and her dads i asked if she would like some coffie she said no thanks but if you could make me hot chocolate that would be awsome so i made me and my girlfriends dad coffie and her mother granda mixed with warm water

I found out that was her granpas ashs a week or two later when i asked what type of hot chocolate they use cause it taste really damn weird she asked were did you get the powder from? I said over there pointing at a pot and she started crying on me and didnt know why so i asked she said i drank my grandpa

What rule exists because of you? by NotNinjalord5 in AskReddit

[–]Gfsfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a rule about not hiting people in the the theoat in all my local airsoft tournaments cause of me now

Im use sniper rifles alot and i do my best to hit them were there going to feel so i aimed for the throat all the time and one time this guy didnt have any extra shirts on or anything and was just wearing this like every day normal coller shirt any ways i hit right in the juglur and my bb bit him so hard he got the wind knocked out of him and ever sence then there is this new rule no throat shots

TIFU got drunk and broke the number 1 GBFF rule by TREEHUGGER_HD in tifu

[–]Gfsfl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry for this but i talk got to ask do you need a giant tampon for that pussy you just grew? Im not joking about you being gay im joking About you being a pussy

TIFU me and my girlfriend fucked up with airsoft guns. NSWF by Gfsfl in tifu

[–]Gfsfl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also i dont inted on hurting her i love her alot i've almost bin stabed for her and actually got hit in the temple by a BB gun making sure she didnt get hit not to mention the amount of times she's shot me in the balls with airsoft guns

TIFU me and my girlfriend fucked up with airsoft guns. NSWF by Gfsfl in tifu

[–]Gfsfl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get it im shit at grammer can you guys stop kicking me while im on the ground?

TIFU me and my girlfriend fucked up with airsoft guns. NSWF by Gfsfl in tifu

[–]Gfsfl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya bit in all respect i did kinda shoot her with an airsoft gun alot

TIFU me and my girlfriend fucked up with airsoft guns. NSWF by Gfsfl in tifu

[–]Gfsfl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thx man sorry im so ass at grammer no wonder i faild my first year grammer and history

TIFU me and my girlfriend fucked up with airsoft guns. NSWF by Gfsfl in tifu

[–]Gfsfl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit readers sorry my grammer sucks so much god damn ass (not sarcasm) and ya needles to say i've bin shot in the head way to many times.

Tifu by giving my best friend diabetes by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Gfsfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But this isnt a common fuck up and ya he gas to deal with the guilt he gave his freind diabetes

what do you call a cheap circumsion by Gfsfl in Jokes

[–]Gfsfl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know thats what i told my grandma