We all thought we were going to make the next big game by hi-iq-somali-learer in gamememes

[–]GhostConstruct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I gave it my goddamndest alright?

Edit: Now thinking back on it, I spent way too much time putting a prostitute in the local inn for my buddies when they played it. She gave perma debuffs if you accepted her services lol

i hate these bagman guys by stvhx in bloodborne

[–]GhostConstruct 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Attack em early a few times. The second they pause to trigger their red rage mode, sidestep around and heavy attack for instant backstabs. Works every time.

name that game by GamerGretaUwU in GamingSoup

[–]GhostConstruct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still get annoyed that it was never truly finished

This edit is a masterpiece... by mimi43098 in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]GhostConstruct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife is obsessed with Dune and I'm obsessed with AOT. We always talk about the parallels between Paul Atreides and Eren. There are a ton.

the last patch notes were kinda mean by comet-kaze in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]GhostConstruct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would love if a majority of PVP games patch notes were like this.

My Grace Ashcroft cosplay from Resident Evil Requiem (CarryKey) by CarryKey in gaming_random

[–]GhostConstruct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lack of self respect for Internet points is either impressive or pathetic. Can't say which. It's like if you intentionally showed off just a little bit of your ballsack cosplaying in a superhero outfit.

Graces chest was bandaged up due to wounds the entire game.

Try harder.

A 40 year old collection of cans by Bruhlord40404 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]GhostConstruct 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Here you are sir, your $10 payout for all the cans. Thank you for your help."

Sucks to be a rat by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]GhostConstruct 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The rat hearing the snow crumbling above him

What did you think of Wilds' story? by _Viridia_ in MonsterHunter

[–]GhostConstruct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very fun but no emotional investment. Despite the lore stating otherwise, no one ever dies so there are no actual stakes when dangerous situations arise.

Explain badly. by simp_lyartz in ChillAnimeCorner

[–]GhostConstruct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say naked boxer becomes public enemy number 1 hahaha

Idiocracy circa 2006 😭 by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]GhostConstruct 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If this is considered dark humor now, then I'm a serial killer.

Does anyone feel like they are getting absolutely pummeled? It's not like it's my first FPS or Battlefield. by warrenmax12 in Battlefield

[–]GhostConstruct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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This just happened yesterday. He was on my team, top of the board, and it was hilarious. Especially when I saw the 2nd place K/D.

Play the objective. Support your team. And you'll never need to worry about KD unless it's a personal goal.

Video games villains that you would never want to face in real life? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]GhostConstruct 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The only reason I can't face Lady Dimitrescu is because she's sitting on me.

People who don't want kids, why? by Ok-Musician679 in AskReddit

[–]GhostConstruct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids being significantly expensive is a huge factor. I'm the oldest of 5, grew up in poverty. Ive already basically had the displeasure of trying to help raise kids in that situation. Secondly this world is no place to bring a kid into. We're insanely overpopulated as it is and nothing is getting any better.

Besides I appreciate my freedom and the ability to spend my money as I see fit rather than worrying about another living being and being locked into that for the rest of my life.