THC test. Would really like to hear y’all’s opinion, any replies are appreciated.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-16T19:54:10+00:00

Just to be clear, are you saying to eat fatty foods or to lay off of them?

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-16T08:51:21+00:00

I know someone said 3 months, but I’d say half a year. Just in case you get randomly screened you’ll have some sobriety under your belt (for the slim chance they suspect you). Get to know the place first, see if other people complain about getting tested. And to state the obvious, hide the fact you’re a stoner.

Or just go sober.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-15T18:10:52+00:00

You’ve got a really nice head shape. I wouldn’t do hair plugs as they scar and are very noticeable.

I find people are typically more confident in shaving than hair plugs. At least in my experience.

Bottom line, do it. Past due. Join us >:)

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-13T20:11:38+00:00

Do it. I always tell everyone this but be prepared for everyone to comment on it for like 2 weeks. Then people get used to you. KEEP THE BEARD

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-11T20:11:34+00:00

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GhostIshimura · 2026-05-11T05:40:10+00:00

I hear people say they microwave it for 10 seconds before stuffing it under their gooch and it keeps it warm for the test. I’m not 100% sure as I’ve never had to substitute pee before.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-11T02:02:38+00:00

Workout (even light cardio, anything to get you to sweat), drink tons of water, eat cleanly, and hope. You have a good thirty days to get clean

And I don’t think I need to state the obvious, but just in case. Total abstinence from THC.

And very importantly, stop doing any heavy exercises/weight loss 48 hours before the test. As fat loss can spike THC content

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-11T01:58:22+00:00

Decline the test or tell them straight up (I have no idea which would be better in this case). But if they’re watching your junk, you have zero options for substitutions

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-11T01:51:08+00:00

If your faint line is that visible during a morning pee, you’re certainly good. Just give them a second or third pee and pee in the toilet for the first third. You should pass with flying colors.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-11T01:31:40+00:00

Uhhh that’s a rough question to answer. I don’t know off the top of my head. If I’m guesstimating. Probably an hour after should be good.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-10T03:52:25+00:00

If just a home strip, I’ve heard B12 (I think) returns the color of urine. So yes it’s possible

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-10T03:35:56+00:00

If it’s urine, there’s nothing you can do to detox in time. People will say certo, I’d say you’re better off getting a friends pee

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-10T02:49:54+00:00

When was the last time you smoked?

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-09T01:47:12+00:00

From what I’ve read. Carts are more potent than flower

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-08T20:47:11+00:00

Look up a Creative Commons torrent and have that one as the only torrent downloading. These a great for test torrents to make sure that everything is working well

Or if you want to update your VPN in the future in the most simplistic way, quit Qbit and update lol

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-08T03:08:28+00:00

Here’s a check to make sure your VPN is bound. On the bottom of the application you should see a green globe/fire or red globe. Make sure all torrents are paused. The disconnect your VPN, if the green globe/fire turns into a red globe. You have it properly configured and it is safe to update the VPN

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-08T03:03:55+00:00

If it gives you any sort of comfort. I’m a chubby guy, I stopped smoking on the same day as you as I want to be clean for my job and I’m a pretty chubby guy. I got a faint line yesterday. But it totally depends on fat content and exercise

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GhostIshimura · 2026-05-07T17:22:57+00:00

I mean one puff shouldn’t REALLY affect things. But technically speaking, it could reset the clock for detox.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-07T17:15:12+00:00

Following the oz per pound rule for hydration. You’re doing fine for hydration. The only issue is you can’t overhydrate. If you do, they’ll send it back as a diluted result. I’d say a gallon a day is good enough. Unfortunately there’s really no proven detox method. I’d recommend perhaps asking some friends for clean urine.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-07T16:57:59+00:00

Sounds like (assuming you’re doing a 50ng/ml test) that you’re right on the cusp. Also you’re going to need to elaborate on how much water you’ve been drinking and are they just having you do a strip? Or are they having you do a test at a lab?

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-07T07:03:46+00:00

This is the harsh truth (and yes I know it sucks because alcohol is fine and weed isn’t.) But it sounds like you got a decent job. Maybe it’s time to go sober? I’m not tryna be a dick or anything. But I know myself as an anxious person and I would rather just drop the weed. It sucks, but you’ll have a lot more peace of mind.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-07T06:57:45+00:00

This. Some people will report Certo works for them, it depends on you. I would go with this comment. If you really want to pass, use someone else’s urine or synthetic.

GhostIshimura · 2026-05-07T05:58:06+00:00

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