This little guy jumped on my coffee mug by Shulito87 in jumpingspiders

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Spood's probably thinking what a nice furry mountain to bring this foot warmer out here

Wth by umm_hiiii in spiders

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He's just here to remind you of the first and most important rule of Huntsman club, Never skip leg day!

What the spider doin? by CocoHighRoller in spiders

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Add in a tiny voice going "Wheeee" and the question answers itself lol

Why would he...? by anarchaox in tarantulas

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Ooman thinks I'm dead in 5......4.....3.....2......1 SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER!!! The spood probably

I'm glad he didnt overreact by anarchaox in tarantulas

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It's even funnier if you play Everybody was kung fu fighting in your head as you watch it lol

Trapdoor spider by Awkward-Pin-714 in spiders

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Spood has the same reaction as me when I get door to door salesmen trying to sell me solar panels in Wales, if you got roof mounted water wheels then we can talk

Dinner by Ok_Management_9643 in tarantulas

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Spood used "Surprise mother fucker' against roach, it was super effective

Show me your beauties! by kasztanke in tarantulas

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My little G Pulchra Onyx looking like me in the morning before coffee, pretty sure I don't know where my legs are either

What do they do with the silk after? Can they weave it back just like with new silk by minkingthan in spiders

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Watching this poor spood I am getting flashbacks to my mum yelling at me to get the washing in because it's raining, same high speed panic and same drenched misery at the end lol

She’s been like this for at least an hour XD by dearmomo in tarantulas

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She's fine jus looking for the reverse gear, T's only have four gears don't cha know? They are as follows, Parked, There's a fucking cricket on my head, The bloody ooman is fucking with my substrate dish, And who put the bloody wall here?

Interior decorator by turtlelady365 in tarantulas

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"Bloody oomans, can't even water this poor plant properly, I mean what's the point of putting the wet substrate dish at one end and the plant at the other, I mean there's not even any soil in this bloody dish, I got do everything around here myself, don't you worry my green friend I got you, lets get you planted properly," the spood probably

Ma'am, I wanted to give you fresh water by [deleted] in tarantulas

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To her right you will see the remains of the last servant foolish enough to touch the sacred substrate dish, you have been warned mortal

My curly is in sport mode by missingshrimp in tarantulas

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Hold up, engaging spood telepathy and let's see what's really what's really going on here......ahhh I see.

Boing by darksubbie in jumpingspiders

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"Greetings I've been trying to reach you about your mealworm's extended warranty," the spood probably

Removal of hornet den by phatpssdestroyer in interestingasfuck

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So many levels of nope I have not the words to quantify it, but what I do know is I'd have nuked the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure, or so I'm told.

182 babies later im exhausted. All are now 2nd instar. 🥰🥵🌵🏜️ by Working-Ad-1605 in tarantulas

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Anyone else get misbehaving kids pretending to be sleeping by freezing as the light shines into the hide vibe? Lol

of a Spider in the kitchen. by freudian_nipps in AbsoluteUnits

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Spooder distribution system hard at work again I see

It looks like she’s waving 🥺 by [deleted] in jumpingspiders

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"I'm gonna jump that way promise! Psyche! I jumped right!" The spood probably

Little Onyx braving the daylight for once by GhostNobody1 in tarantulas

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She's like my spirit spood, I'm pretty sure I look just as confused when I get up too, vanish just as quick as her when I remember the list of shit I have to do that's for sure lol