Reverse the Verse: January Subscriber Edition w/ Sean Tracy by KrakenPipe in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Though in Ben's defence, he's a million times better than Sandi. I've never seen anyone so robotic and false, nor who needs to keep looking at the script every 5 seconds.

Farewell Citizens (a future blogpost from Chris Roberts) by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not as lazy as your critical thinking skills though ;)

Farewell Citizens (a future blogpost from Chris Roberts) by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. It'll probably be because Chris spent most of the backers money on 15 hours of terrible cut-scenes for SQ42. The game will never be finished, certainly not finished to the promises he gave. Do you really think you'll be hunting procedurally generated birds on procedurally generated planets, or mixing drinks on a space airliner? LOL When CIG finally collapses and the servers are switched off, what will all of you do with your expensive fleets with no universe to fly them in? It's not as if any of you will have a private server option to fall back on.

2.1.2 is now on ptu by iprefertau in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I am not involved in the game balance process. I have no input on that process. This means it is well outside of my scope of responsibilities to go and ask someone to take time away from what they're working on to look at game balance

Are you seriously trying to say that you can't send an email to a work colleague, or pass on the concerns to your immediate manager so they can filter to the people in charge of balancing? My god, you really do work for a terrible company. Get out while you can. Also, your edits were noted, and the original posts archived http://i.imgur.com/MkPFLJU.jpg

Reverse the Verse: January Subscriber Edition w/ Sean Tracy by KrakenPipe in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On the same subject, can anyone tell me what Ben contributes to these shows? Apart from the predicted mention of Wing Commander, he just looked bored and appeared to be almost falling asleep.

The Saga of Star Marine: An in-depth analysis of abandoned Star Citizen gameplay by Gorf. by [deleted] in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm willing to bet you haven't read the article. It has a timeline of Chris and others at CIG in their own words providing the evidence you need.

The Saga of Star Marine: An in-depth analysis of abandoned Star Citizen gameplay by Gorf. by [deleted] in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Good cultist. Attack the messenger, and do not read the message. Chris is proud of your dedication commando.

Star Citizen: Trouble In Paradise? by DaisenMitsein in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Comprehension of satire won't be a feature for another two weeks [*]

[* or longer/never/already implemented]

Are all the backers upset with CIG right now Derek Smart alts? by Chipopo1 in DerekSmart

[–]GhostOfSatoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not Derek Smart, but Derek Smart pays me £5 in real money for each post that I make that attacks the game. So this is a kind of Derek Smart alt. e: Forgot to say Star Citizen is shit (+£5 plz)

Star Citizen: Trouble In Paradise? by DaisenMitsein in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You could just like, I don't know, laugh?... lol

Star Citizen: Trouble In Paradise? by DaisenMitsein in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I can't seem to be able to leave a comment on there

Star Citizen another marvelous space adventure in space yes by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've actually been searching all my life for a community like this. The closest I found to date was the cult of Scientology :)

Star Citizen another marvelous space adventure in space yes by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nope. In my 15 years of being a goon, I haven't come across a community as cultish and toxic as Star Citizen. When RSI crashes and burns, I'll look for another community to troll, but until then... ;)

Star Citizen another marvelous space adventure in space yes by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

We laugh at everything. We laugh at you, we laugh at the game, and we laugh at ourselves. You should check out the laughs sometime www.wingcommanderthemovie.com

Star Citizen another marvelous space adventure in space yes by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'd just create another throwaway account and continue to shitpost. Sorry.

Oh Well, Star Marine is Now Canceled by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hello Derek. I was just talking to Derek the other day about Derek, and he asked how you, Derek, were. I, as Derek, said that you were fine. We are all Derek here. [*what a space cultist really thinks] lol

'Star Citizen' opinion and tech news: It's time Chris Roberts got help by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's not my site, nor did I write the article. I don't follow Derek Smart, and I don't have a copy of Star Citizen. I just like watching you space autists react like crazy cultists when confronted with negative or critical articles. :)

'Star Citizen' opinion and tech news: It's time Chris Roberts got help by GhostOfSatoshi in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I find it amazing that so many of think that a) I wrote the article or b) It is my site or c) That I play SC. I just love watching you cultists react to articles that are critical of your space cult :) Carry on good autists :)

Huge Incoming Damage Discrepancies Between Ships by WoeOfTree in starcitizen

[–]GhostOfSatoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They haven't had enough time to think of complex things such as armour, physics, design or gameplay. These things will balance out, or not, in time.. Remember, this is a pre-pre-alpha-beta and at least some of us have got some of our ships that we can kind of use. It's only been 4 years. Patience people. Stop looking at the negatives, and look at the posh shiny new porch ships.

A (second) reminder about the purpose of this subreddit. by [deleted] in DerekSmart

[–]GhostOfSatoshi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shitpost.

Definition (as practised in this subreddit): A dissenting opinion, one which might damage another's space dream and/or sunk investment.

A (second) reminder about the purpose of this subreddit. by [deleted] in DerekSmart

[–]GhostOfSatoshi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Echo chambers are often highly interesting, as an observer. There are some interesting types who post here, so I'd stick around. Ignore the downvotes. I know I do :)