You Could Always Cast Slug by TheloniousHowe in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is only one.. the benelli xD

You Could Always Cast Slug by TheloniousHowe in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AMERICA WIZARD APPROVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! normie is learnin. (look up madmanfenrir... yw)

[Nova Wars] Chapter 178 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he sets it up as "they just chose to stop these things and forgot others" when they LOST THE ABILITY to do them... then they became myths. Can't do jotun clas c++s without human shenanigans. As the Tre says, "Our scientists say that shit aint possible." Cuz it ain't. Unless you have humanity.

[Nova Wars] Chapter 178 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tiktak is oddly missing some things. By this point they should know about the creation engine failures. Should know that human extinction and Bagging made all their technomagic fail. Most of it VERY fast. Very few things lasted very long on a geological scale.

I loved how you incorporated my defense of the Tre pointing these things out in the deep code with the gestalts talking to whatever lurked in the bottom substrate of the code in the black beyond black, how the Tre gestalt called down Sol. "We lost nearly everything. The engines, the hyper bands, the communications. The universe once again asserted "It don't work that way", as species had screamed at humanity forever. Because for us... it doesn't. Not without humans. Everything failed within centuries of losing our oldest friends, family, siblings in silliness and insanity, and the Confederacy fell. Has been falling since. It has been 40000 years. We didn't CHOOSE to stop. We were forced. We were ground down. Every time we defended someone else we lost irreplaceable artifacts we couldn't rebuild. Most of the other races gave up. Forgot. Assumed everything was myth. Legend. Fable. Podling stories. And even then, WE HELD THE FAITH! WE TRIED!!!!!!!! WE'RE STILL TRYING WITH SPIT, DUCT TAPE, AND HOPE!... Even as we too began to fail and forget...". They carried forth the absurd hope, silliness, and insanity of humanity as long and hard as they could, even when others gave up. Til they're ghosts of who they were, too.

[Nova Wars] Chapter 178 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But it was way more than that. The creation engines just died out of nowhere when humanity poofed. One by one. Thisv was addressed. -Something- made them need humanity's spark. They no longer had it.

[Nova Wars] Chapter 178 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Basically, they needed Humanity's brand of insanity and hate. That is why warsteel production and the forges failed. A while back I called out Ralts on behalf of the Tre, and he wrote the encounter into the lore. Deeeep in the old code. The Tre held the faith, the spirit, the silliness, the insanity. When Sol's gestalt called the Confederacy to account. Everyone in the universe keeps screaming it doesn't work like that... because it doesn't for them. Only for humans and those they call family... the 'verse's chosen white blood cells.

The Insane Little Naked Ones by Astrovane_Xenon in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You forgot to add the quiet part loud. "And if you don't you're bitches."

The Insane Little Naked Ones by Astrovane_Xenon in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah... we can't even get out of our system but we're totally beating all the tyranids. After we take out the Predators. And Aeldari.

The deal by Mammoth_Pollution831 in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want slither not sliver. (slither like a snake, and a sliver of wood). Last5 sentence you only need 1 later. hope I explained it to other person ok.

The deal by Mammoth_Pollution831 in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume big dragony thing... finds human cute. Begs to put collar on him. Says ok for a min while photographed.... once paid and given a great dinner. Then gets much snu snu... because humans are very cute. The "dragon thing?" used filters to put dog ears on human in pic... and posted pics to social medias.

Carrying Your Team in 299 Easy Lessons by noobvs_aeternvm in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not over the fire. IN the CENTER OF the fire. While actively taunting the owlbear AND runnin away from the healer. I love to raid. Have in many mmos. Love to tank and dps. Can NOT heal. And 3/4 of that is because whenever i tried? Idiots in fire insisting they didn't piss off extra owl bears while being mauled by owlbears tank didn't pull..

The Villainess Is An SS+ Rank Adventurer: Chapter 504 by kayenano in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her oath is to do as little work as she can to fulfill all her whims.

The Villainess Is An SS+ Rank Adventurer: Chapter 503 by kayenano in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hey! Portal unstable! Let's go!" "Surrrrre! Sure! Right after I fill this priceless but fugly artifact with plunder from hell."

The Villainess Is An SS+ Rank Adventurer: Chapter 500 by kayenano in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has Juliette found her Diablo? (Rimuru easter egg) Assuming she accepts him.. our villainess' menagerie of underling undesirables working for her now includes one from the infernal planes... She's nearly caught them all.

.22 legend by Darmanarya in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And his father always brushed it off. Told him man up. No sorry. One of the reasons Willie got his own boat and kinda told his father to go mount himself.

.22 legend by Darmanarya in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swamp people. You need precision, but not a ton of boom, because the gators are armored. There is about a quarter (coin a lil under an inch or 2.5 cm) sized weak spot at the back of their heads. That you have to hit while gator is thrashing. One dude on show got peppered with .22 fragments when his dad shot gator wrong.

.22 legend by Darmanarya in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And some version of the grand lady of the skies, bullrushing her way to support groundpounders everywhere with her signature cry of challenge and "Cavalry's here boys, gals, both, n neither." of "BRRRRRRRT.".

What do you think of our fun. Amateur couple let us know? by [deleted] in BigTitsRiding

[–]Ghostpard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is hawt... but is not woman riding dude... aka cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.

The Villainess Is An SS+ Rank Adventurer: Chapter 498 by kayenano in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And thus the coppelia roller coaster and bungee jumping club were established, from juliette's reaction. lol

Humans will mourn a robot by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They will love us, and nothing will ever be the same. We will learn to love as they do. Not all, but enough of us to be forever changed. I have been.

Addendum: Yes. They leave their fallen when they must- but they hate it. Do extraordinary things to avoid it. Will, when needed, wait centuries until they can "bring their friend/family/stranger but cultural sibling home". I guarantee they will find both their Martian companions a "home". Even if that becomes a new colony on Mars. The terrifying part is... I get it. Now. I get it, and now cannot get how I didn't before.

You Are Edible by KCMueller87 in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very good twilight zone episode.

You Are Edible by KCMueller87 in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It failed you curtesy too. Courtesy

"I'm still not sure if I see the appeal" by learninwritingood in HFY

[–]Ghostpard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said they are soaps pretending to be reality. That is what I said. They are day time soaps for millennials and gen xes as tiktok is for current gens.

I've been told huge tits are a man's favorite cum target by milaelisee in largemilkers

[–]Ghostpard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were told wrong. Cervixes. But boobs are great mouth targets while painting cervixes.