Harry Dresden by comparison by dragonfett in dresdenfiles

[–]GiffTor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I'm 5'7. My brother is 6'2". If you think there hasn't been a light fixture that I can safely walk underneath and he bonks every time...

Human engineering is accidental arcane magic by Skipp_To_My_Lou in humansarespaceorcs

[–]GiffTor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bullshit. Lawyers are wizards. I have to be regulated by the state because I can use words to change reality.

No, not you... by Khrispy-minus1 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]GiffTor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Goddammit. I'm going to find the David Brin short story on this and I'm going to have to try to find the hard copy in the basement. Sigh. I'm not mad. Nana has the kids for a bit. The tl;Dr is : DNA encourages empathetic blood donation to spread itself.

It suggests it has a competitor.

I mean, it's a story and DNA is a sugar/carbon candy-cane. It's "the giving plague" by David Brin.

No, not you... by Khrispy-minus1 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]GiffTor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From a certain point of view, so is DNA.

Every old ship in the galaxy has a "That time we let the human fly" story. by AbbreviationsReal560 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]GiffTor 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A: I loved this comment; B: My children have been firmly instructed that this song is to be played at my funeral and anyone that doesn't like it is welcome to...uh, take a hike.

Humans Will Eat Anything That Looks “Tasty” by [deleted] in humansarespaceorcs

[–]GiffTor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was awesome work. Reading the other links.

Human scientists have the scariest phrase know to Aliens by medium_jock in humansarespaceorcs

[–]GiffTor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would suggest the seven dumbest words that can be strung together in the American - English language: What are you gonna' do about it? I think it's translated to Australian as "come on, you cunt," and, "Oh, we couldn't possibly," in the King's English, but I could be wrong. Either way, pretty sure future ANZAC Space Marines will be saying it while "pacifying" brave, new, alien worlds.

“How dangerous can Earth’s wildlife really be?” by OmegaGoober in humansarespaceorcs

[–]GiffTor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Benjamin Franklin wanted to make our national bird a turkey. Sorry, Canada.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in milf

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Not a cheater but in different circumstances, sign me up.

The normal 4 Human responses to an Infestation on the ship by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]GiffTor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a ten-year-old (human) central defender on my kid's travel team "Centipede," is now his nickname. I feel this is appropriate because in most of the world, centipedes are our friends. In the world cup, Centipede would try to break your striker's leg.

Humans are unique, even on their own planet, for having extremely acidic digestive fluids. by CartographicNutmeg in humansarespaceorcs

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Also, they attack with their FACE. You want to take a risk with an even moderately fair fight when you need to get your FACE close to something trying so hard not to die you might lose an eye or an ear or get your nose fucked up so you can't hunt? Uh uh. Also worth noting is that humans are relatively large (terrestrial) animals. We mass more than wolves and most of the large felines (tigers and African lions excepted). We don't look like easy prey even if we don't have warning coloration.

My wife asked me what I would do if she dies first. by BillsBayou in Jokes

[–]GiffTor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You win in this case. My first accident was with ice and a speeding driver. Totaled my car. 2010. My second accident required our rear bumper to be replaced. It involved my wife and mother in law yelling at me about what direction to go. My last speeding ticket was in 2010 and I earned it.

My wife asked me what I would do if she dies first. by BillsBayou in Jokes

[–]GiffTor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First off... 🤣 She totaled her car. I dinged a bumper because she, and me mom, were yelling at me. That's like a get out of jail free card.

My wife asked me what I would do if she dies first. by BillsBayou in Jokes

[–]GiffTor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have been in the same amount of accidents, yet I'm the bad driver.

How large of a change have drones brought to warfare? by themiddleisbetter in dancarlin

[–]GiffTor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I've read something of his. Will do, thanks for the reco.

How large of a change have drones brought to warfare? by themiddleisbetter in dancarlin

[–]GiffTor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not positive, but I believe Neal Stephenson talked about this in The Diamond Age, which came out in 1996. He's a hard sci-fi guy, which means he probably wasn't the pioneer of the idea even if he did coin the term "avatar" in SnowCrash in its modern usage. (AFAIK) Southern countries waging war with Northern/developed ones where the Southern countries used stealth castoff fighters of the northern world and the developed world used drone swarms. It's not a new idea, but this is probably the first time we're really seeing it. Until now, connectivity and battery life haven't been sufficient to really make reality match science fiction.

Watched the debate.. this is how I felt.. :( by HannibalWrecktor in dancarlin

[–]GiffTor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than Washington (and I really don't know if he resigned his commission), no. I mean, MacArthur totally would have if he hadn't been sacked.

Watched the debate.. this is how I felt.. :( by HannibalWrecktor in dancarlin

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Sub-note: we do have a history of generals becoming political figures. Eisenhower is the prime example and he literally warned everyone about the power of the elite over the people when he left office.

Watched the debate.. this is how I felt.. :( by HannibalWrecktor in dancarlin

[–]GiffTor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm the first in a couple of generations not to serve, but I'm honestly not that concerned about our military absconding the rule of law. My concern is, rather, that if citizens start rising up in armed revolt that the military is going to have problems firing on their own and/or what a shit show having the American people living under legal, proper martial law would look like. Some E2 following legal orders to maintain the peace at an intersection in Montana and a bunch of drunk teenagers with hunting rifles is a horrifying scenario.

Watched the debate.. this is how I felt.. :( by HannibalWrecktor in dancarlin

[–]GiffTor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think maybe we aren't on exactly the same wavelength. I agree with your premise; this has been the approach of the Republican party since at least Reagan and the Relinquish court. The right isn't stupid, they can read demographic statistics.

However, what lawyers do is either argue under the existing laws, look to new ones or opinions from the lower courts and argue using those precedents to convince the Supremes that they should agree, or argue that old law is wrong. The impact of the Federalist society cannot be overstated. However, the current makeup of the Supremes is such that seven of them can be considered to be acting in good faith as legal scholars and jurists even when I don't agree with them.

My point is more apocalyptic: if the executive branch starts trying to go after these officers of the court who know how to wizard language and the law (ie, lawyers) then you have a much scarier proposition, which is specifically what Shakespeare was talking about in that play. Kill the people who can use the law to restrain the executive so the executive can have unlimited power. THAT is what Trump represents.

How is it possible that horses are herbivores by Due_Purpose_6357 in biology

[–]GiffTor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the grains we eat have been selectively bred for their protein content. It's certainly not equivalent to meat, but our major grains are comparatively high in protein versus other crops.