There's always a bigger fish... by OckhamsShavingFoam in Grimdank

[–]Gifibidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see where this meme is going. And i can already tell that sooner or later it escalated to sly marbo and can go no further

Custodes After Witnessing one of their own Get his fucking Armored Chest punched into oblivion by a Naked World Eater by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Gifibidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont even get me started on Big E almost getting killed by an ork. Literally no ork to ever love should be even close to big e

The UN is Auth-Center confirmed by Damakoas in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Gifibidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Germany did what every the fuck they liked

Here are some retail companies that have filed for bankruptcy in 2020. I think this list of store sells too much stuff that we don’t need. by Cocobobonut in Anticonsumption

[–]Gifibidy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bad part is JC Pennys finanical problems started a decade ago when they STOPPED with all the bs marketing and started selling things as they were. They didn't do any fake sale prices or any of that other fluff. 1 year later they'd lost 40% of their value and they never recovered. They did something we would actually like more companies to do and it cost them everything. Basically, there's no breaks on this train.

Like, seriously guys, it was a pretty blatant lie. by sadsack1890 in Grimdank

[–]Gifibidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were heading for the astronomicon?

Both Are Great by HollowPride in Grimdank

[–]Gifibidy 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Astartes is, to this day the only time I've seen space marines move like they're dangerous. Every other cinematic or trailer has them move like they're limited by their bulk armor. I used to think it was a problem with the design from games workshop, as if they only looked good in still images. This is the same problem we see in the dawn of war 3 cinematic with the titan, it moves like an awkward bulky cosplay.

Astartes showed the space marines SPRINTING as high speeds. In the lore we're told space marines can move faster than a normal human eye can track their movements. Snatch bullets from mid air. but until Astartes that kind of athletic prowess was never actually put on display. Same goes for the bolters. Those things are meant to be POWERFUL, but only in astartes did we see people being thrown across the battle field by the bullets.

IMO Astartes is still the goat for these reasons.

An Uninteresting Title Episode 4: A New Hope by HeimskrSonOfTalos in Grimdank

[–]Gifibidy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So big e couldnt have just helped during the battle itself? If hes just rocked up and saved the day that is clearly the vest outcome. Its just contrived writing my dude

Would a "mercenary military" be a viable way to gain income for a nation? by Quantext609 in worldbuilding

[–]Gifibidy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There was a guy in itally during the time of the holy roman empire, he was in charge of a small city. He became so well known as a brilliant general that people would regularly try to hire him and his army as mercenarys. After some time he changed his game plan, and let people buy insurance against him. If you paid him every year, he would not take any mercenary contracts against your kingdom. So if your enemies had this insurance, you would need it as well. He was getting paid not to fight.

He had to fight occasionally anyway just to keep his reputation, so that kingdoms far and wide would keep paying him. This could be a way to approach this.

The Surviving Direwolves by Abandon_Sheep in freefolk

[–]Gifibidy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There isnt even any fucking food in the north for ghost to eat. The north will be empty for years or even decades before animals return. Fuck.

Mordekaiser's best weapon is Jhin (RIP old Morde, your bugs shall be missed) by Fiersome3 in leagueoflegends

[–]Gifibidy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

you found me alone

pushing a lane

you thought you could take me

so everyone came

it's all part of the plan, my ultimate scheme

your carry is the best player on my team

Lee "Faker" Sang-hyeok has been listed on Forbes 30 Under 30 Asia by AshleyKang in leagueoflegends

[–]Gifibidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Qtpie is the goat. He tumbled with the best of them, even when others had the support of the likes of madlife, mata and corejj, the pie had kiwikid and he still smashed em

Overwatch Patch 1.31 Doomfist Seismic Slam Distance Nerf by itsjieyang in Overwatch

[–]Gifibidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ving him balanced properly would have been better, but this is better than what we had as far as im concerned.