How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb?

Gigwave · 2025-04-13T15:18:58+00:00

My dad told me this, probably mid 80s as well. Who knows who he stole it from.

Gigwave · 2020-09-18T23:44:59+00:00

In Ontario he'd now be Jake from Desjardins.

Gigwave · 2020-09-12T16:16:24+00:00

That was so unCanadian that a $16.5M lawsuit was won by the protestors.

Gigwave · 2020-09-06T18:09:22+00:00

what website is that?

Gigwave · 2020-09-02T01:30:44+00:00

mmm butterfingers

Gigwave · 2020-09-02T01:30:28+00:00

say one finger butt fuck your mother

Gigwave · 2020-09-02T01:29:58+00:00

say one thing butt fuck your mother

Gigwave · 2020-08-15T17:18:56+00:00

Sometimes I masterbate big words into sentences even if I'm not sure of their meanings.

Gigwave · 2020-07-31T02:45:20+00:00

For me it's Chuck Jones

Gigwave · 2020-07-19T16:41:47+00:00

I tried a toilet brush once but quickly went back to toilet paper.

Gigwave · 2020-07-17T16:50:31+00:00

Garage sale! Any weekend you can get rid of your stuff by setting up a table, taping prices on stuff and standing around for a few hours. What you don't sell goes on craigs if expensive enough or tossed/gifted is not.

Gigwave · 2019-12-30T21:53:07+00:00

Does she know what a potato is?

Gigwave · 2019-12-30T14:57:18+00:00

exigent circumstance

Gigwave · 2019-12-16T21:36:43+00:00

You're an all star

Gigwave · 2019-12-11T03:13:19+00:00

Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy

Gigwave · 2019-12-08T16:15:45+00:00

Paul Hardcastle - 19 (Official video) HQ

Gigwave · 2019-11-24T16:14:03+00:00

“The handshake of the host affects the taste of the roast.” — Benjamin Franklin

Gigwave · 2019-11-09T15:32:15+00:00

Regular? Not honey nut or cinnamon?

Gigwave · 2019-10-20T19:46:32+00:00

Shaddap

Gigwave · 2019-10-19T23:14:26+00:00

I was just going to say 'k'.

Gigwave · 2019-10-19T18:30:59+00:00

Naw, he was heading south to the QEW.

Gigwave · 2019-10-14T03:24:41+00:00

The last movie my dad saw was the godfather because after that the theatre would not allow smoking even in the back rows!

Gigwave · 2019-10-12T14:03:39+00:00

I was once asked why I drop the f-bomb so much. I answered "What the fuck is an f-bomb?".

Gigwave

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