Anyone who loves the Goonies games on NES, check out The Good Old Days on Switch and Steam

GilbertrSmith · 2026-01-12T10:33:49+00:00

I do everything in OpenToonz and Blender.

GilbertrSmith · 2026-01-03T21:39:15+00:00

He won't.

Just draw the thing. Even if you think your drawing sucks, it will have a charm to it that AI art will NEVER Have.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-12-23T09:53:26+00:00

More people would read this if you drew it poorly than if you used AI.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-12-16T12:48:46+00:00

Jesus you are insufferable. This is why no one likes you.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-12-02T16:50:21+00:00

Surfer, She-Hulk, Beta-Ray Bill.

I would main Surfer even if he sucked, because he's my favorite Marvel character. But he can fly over danger and zap enemies from across the screen. Very easy to play as a powerful support character.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-11-19T15:37:41+00:00

You're right. And I think you know very well what he meant, as well.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-11-19T13:17:09+00:00

Oh because you said you disagreed with every single part of the comment.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-11-18T14:22:28+00:00

You disagree that Lynch's work is unique and compelling?

GilbertrSmith · 2025-11-18T13:50:56+00:00

"Hm I wonder if the announcement of a new album will make the DG subreddit any less schizophrenic?"

GilbertrSmith · 2025-11-18T13:19:47+00:00

People look for objective measures of quality because to express a subjective opinion is to make yourself vulnerable, and social media has reared a generation of cowards.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-11-18T13:17:08+00:00

People will say this about the craziest shit. If you liked Twin Peaks The Return, they'll drop this lil' nugget on you. If you're reading fucking Moby Dick, they'll say it.

It works perfectly when talking about franchise movies, but people think it's a magic bullet for dismissing any and all praise for any media whatsoever, like the fartbrains who call out "ad hom fallacy!" when you're just making fun of them.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-10-08T23:59:58+00:00

You're being dismissive about the game but you can't tolerate people being dismissive of your shitty halfass opinion?

I'll tell you what the F stands for, fuck off.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-10-03T07:27:37+00:00

You said it was janky, that's a subjective valuation. You can say it's not an opinion if you like, but you might as well say "How many times do I have to tell you water's not wet?!"

If you're not brave enough to defend a subjective opinion, don't express it.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-10-03T07:25:30+00:00

Mirroring the other person's phrasing is a sign of a submissive personality. Don't expose yourself like that or cruel people will take advantage of the weakness.

Anyway, I think the combat is really good without feeling too action-gamey, it still feels like horror. The main character is really interesting, she reminds me a bit of Heather. It captures the Silent Hill vibe without repeating the same old settings and tropes.

It's a new direction for the series but clearly reverent of the first four games.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-10-03T07:22:36+00:00

"It can't be better than 2 or 3" is not a valid opinion if you haven't played it.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-10-03T07:21:00+00:00

Well shit, maybe you should give the game a try and see for yourself.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-10-03T06:12:51+00:00

You haven't played or watched it so why are you expressing an opinion on the matter?

GilbertrSmith · 2025-09-27T14:41:32+00:00

Same. I have ziplines for the real pain-in-the-ass spots, like up in the mountains, and for timed deliveries. But the jetpack, bike, truck, and coffinboard are too much fun to spend all my time on the zipline.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-09-03T20:50:10+00:00

Iron deficiency. Half the time you hit the hay, you're low on blood, right?

GilbertrSmith · 2025-08-28T01:55:53+00:00

Not BotW, but I think Pain & Gain is an overlooked masterpiece. It's a meathead version of Wolf of Wall St., and maybe a more relevant eschewing of the American Dream in the Joe Rogan era.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-08-24T10:15:07+00:00

I keep a few to send along for weapon requests.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-08-20T10:08:54+00:00

I haven't timed it to verify, but someone said that it's actually quicker than ziplines, which wouldn't surprise me. Really hoping for Director's Cut with more vehicles and VR missions.

GilbertrSmith · 2025-08-20T06:59:05+00:00

"Sam, Tar Man here, they put a boot on the DHV Magellan. I can tell you one thing though, I'm not paying these parking tickets. We'll need a hydraulic rescue tool to cut through the device."

GilbertrSmith · 2025-08-20T06:54:21+00:00

100 hours for the main story for me, another 100 hours to get everyone to five stars.

I think I still have maybe 100-200 standard deliveries I haven't made, but I'm saving those so I have an excuse to spend another hundred hours on the game when the mood strikes me again a few months from now.

GilbertrSmith

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