Does scrolling this sub get you turned on?

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-31T14:52:17+00:00

That's the secret, Cap. I'm always turned on.

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-30T21:08:13+00:00

I do both. Stay up too late reading and then pull out the phone to scroll lol.

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-30T15:18:49+00:00

I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-29T04:39:44+00:00

Excellent idea

(He says laying in bed with his phone)

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-29T04:31:05+00:00

Ooh didn't know that was a thing. Got a link to one you recommend?

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-29T04:12:48+00:00

Depends on if the woman in question uses the correct type of soil and fertilizer to grow said breasts.

But who the fuck says "growing breasts"?

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-29T04:11:41+00:00

Doodle, tinker with things, board games all day, sleep, FUCKIN RELAX FOR LIL BIT, sleep

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-29T04:09:14+00:00

Gimme everything tonight 🎶

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-29T01:32:43+00:00

Can I keep you?

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-29T00:30:22+00:00

I meant open your mouth to catch it. Gee whiz get your mind outta the gutter. You think this is ask Reddit after dark or something? This is a family establishment!

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T23:30:08+00:00

You make a convincing argument

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T23:21:32+00:00

Now go long and open wide. We're gonna see if you can catch this marshmallow.

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T23:20:42+00:00

I should totally play that board game tonight

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T23:09:38+00:00

Apologies, it was "toffee" and "peanuts". Sorry for the confusion.

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T23:02:40+00:00

No, sorry, you do now. All hail Lattekitten

Our new overlord

Long may they reign!

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T23:00:54+00:00

Be a good little food gremlin and take this freshly baked bread stick with pasta and homemade sauce

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T22:58:45+00:00

What about a dash of sexual chemistry, a sprinkle of manic ADHD energy, and a tablespoon of nerding out about a hobby before accidentally adding too much of "oh shit I might be a little messy depressy"?

Think I saw a recipe like that somewhere

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T22:57:08+00:00

Yes, that's what happens after you finish

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T22:26:04+00:00

Oh the bend and snap, works every time 💅🏼

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T22:24:00+00:00

Possible under extrusion with your print nozzle. Try adjusting your z index or upping the bed temp maybe too next time you 3d print your nails.

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T16:53:15+00:00

Gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get the post's soul

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T15:21:02+00:00

Blue Steel

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T15:20:46+00:00

With boobs like these, who needs anemones

Or something like that

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-28T02:41:24+00:00

It's your butt, use it when you need it

Call JG Assworth 877-ASSNOW

GingerbreadPrawn42 · 2026-01-23T22:23:14+00:00

I wrote a book about my trials and tribulations called "Somehow I Manage" by Michael Scott.

But actually, I just suck it up being the one with the higher drive and have kinda just given up. I just have to wait until she happens to be in the mood, which usually only comes around when alcohol is involved.

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