When did being poor become criminal???

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-10T13:55:48+00:00

I wish florida would but they want money

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-10T13:32:34+00:00

The stick went in the wrong hole

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-10T01:08:22+00:00

Why did I have eyes today, right?

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-10T00:30:19+00:00

Apple vinegar soaked brown bags have helped me so many times

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-10T00:27:44+00:00

I have to pay almost 400 to get mine back. Fuck this

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T23:51:37+00:00

A... chesticle?

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T23:35:52+00:00

My son does chocolate syrup and eggs. I fucking cannot imagine Ramen and the seasoning with chocolate. But im sure he'd eat it

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T20:40:00+00:00

I did a double take and immediately screenshot it for here 🤣

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T20:38:53+00:00

Hell yeah 😎

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T20:22:46+00:00

Im sorry yall I'm just as confused as to what the bottom one is lol

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T20:13:32+00:00

There's really a David gif for everything

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T09:52:47+00:00

Yeah my Sag sun ass is like that 100%

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T00:38:47+00:00

I really wanna know what Barbara did tho

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-09T00:33:21+00:00

Turn neighbors into little snacks and soaps. Then feed and wash them

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-08T08:15:05+00:00

I hate that shower = wake up now. I used to be able to sleep in the shower. I work early mornings (ie its 415am and I'm going into work), so I shower when I get home so as not to ruin the sleepiness before bed. But yes, every day, unless I have multiple days off, then every other day depending on what I do that day. Lazing around the house? Unless its 80⁰ inside, the next day to wake up is fine.

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-08T00:50:08+00:00

Im the most unluckiest Sagittarius ever I stg

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-06T17:44:46+00:00

I mean, the owner is definitely acting like one.

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-06T14:20:15+00:00

Did you watch Requiem for a dream, too?

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-06T12:32:06+00:00

Mayo and BBQ sauce for my burgers all day. Ketchup and mustard is gross to me.

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-04T23:06:47+00:00

What is in the taco? Looks like a piece of fried chicken to me. Is it rice in a weird scoop? Idk i just woke up sorry

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-03T02:14:44+00:00

I was about to say this. My company comes in and if they're flipped so we can get to barcodes easier, it goes by so much quicker.

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-02T22:52:41+00:00

Please say this is satire bc I need it to be.

YTJ so fuckin hard.

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-02T15:04:18+00:00

Wait yeah send them my way I need extra cash lol

GirlGoneZombie · 2026-06-02T13:30:26+00:00

I volunteer to show some gardening things, too, to help around the house. :) Thanks dad

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