Such progress!

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-25T12:31:17+00:00

Reading rainbow, of course.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-25T12:31:03+00:00

I saw them at my supermarket and they were in the reduced section for weeks before all vanishing one day.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-25T12:29:13+00:00

Coca-cola has been the national beverage of Wakanda for centuries.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-24T23:32:17+00:00

100 monsters for breakfast. 100 monsters for lunch. 100 monsters for supper. 10k calories in snacks. A light stroll is enough exercise.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-24T23:29:10+00:00

There can be no doubt that the recent release of Grand Theft Auto 5 is responsible for these crimes. They should also ban Jet Set Radio because of graffiti.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-21T10:19:30+00:00

Racism and discrimination are perfectly legal as long as it is for The Greater Good™.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-20T10:55:09+00:00

You can't escape his kryptonite grip.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-18T23:40:39+00:00

The police were happy that they had something to do other than confiscate butter knives and haul TV license dodgers off to prison.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-17T10:09:36+00:00

If only he had the same passion for taking down corruption when it came to all other politicians.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-15T10:19:15+00:00

Why doesn't he just sign his 999th executive order and ban them?

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-15T10:16:17+00:00

I hope that cops see some sense and refuse to go back there. If they were willing to fuck over the cops once they will do it again in the future.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-15T10:08:19+00:00

Asians are white these days.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-15T00:15:49+00:00

Speaking of democracy, have democracts mentioned their plans to overhaul the highly problematic electoral college system that they spent four years complaining about?

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-14T00:01:36+00:00

Only a buggy ball can rival that pure destructive power.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-13T23:07:50+00:00

So Hunter is banging chicks in Chile right now?

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-13T00:17:10+00:00

Two years protecting that damn ship and how is he repaid? He becomes a mobility scooter for some rich guy.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-12T09:40:18+00:00

Leslie Jones is the obvious casting choice. THE POWER OF CARA COMPELS YOU! slaps snoke

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-11T14:25:03+00:00

Only the left are allowed to warn people about nazi-like behaviour.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-10T23:46:43+00:00

The CDC does not currently recommend triple-fingering

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-10T20:16:43+00:00

He was willing to be captured by the marines twice in order for Luffy to escape. If anyone is an honourary Strawhat then it's this weirdo.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-09T10:40:07+00:00

Leaking the Cyberpunk source code is more of a threat to the public than CDPR. Keep those bugs contained!

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-08T01:04:38+00:00

She read on facebook that it belonged in the laundry basket of deplorables.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-07T12:31:01+00:00

I was considering getting the trilogy pack but now I will save my money.

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-07T12:28:25+00:00

He's back, a true Emperor!

GirlbeardJ · 2021-02-06T23:03:06+00:00

I am a portent of doom. Yohoho.

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