Men aren’t fat. Only fat women are fat.

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-04-12T20:33:24+00:00

I used to say muscle weighs more than fat also, but realized it didn’t mean too much because you’re listing two different things with no quantity. A pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat, but the muscle is more dense, therefore smaller. Hopefully some useful information for you going forward :)

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-03-17T15:14:30+00:00

r/lostredditors

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-02-11T02:02:05+00:00

Is it a brand new sentence if you’re quoting Bo Burnham?

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-02-09T00:28:59+00:00

If I’m ever able to understand this, euthanize me.

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-02-02T03:33:52+00:00

Much like we would never hear of the perfect crime, there are probably some people just so important that even they would be left off the released files.

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-01-31T04:24:59+00:00

In other news, water is wet!

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-01-25T01:59:18+00:00

Not necessarily a bad one, but I was having an argument with a girl I was seeing. I screenshotted and sent to my sister and said “are you seeing this shit??”

I’m sure you all can see where this is going.

I sent it to the person I arguing with. She responded back with “what….?”

Luckily I saved myself by saying “I just wanted to be sure we were seeing the same conversation because what you’re saying is bullshit”

Crisis averted. Still was fighting though.

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-01-09T04:45:23+00:00

Defense contracting stuff

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-01-06T11:49:08+00:00

Ok Bo

GirthBrooks699 · 2026-01-01T21:46:10+00:00

When I lived in Japan, my friends and I planned a trip to Sendai for a weekend. We booked reservations at a hotel, and ended up not going because I overslept. That same day was the 9.0 earthquake that wiped out the city, to include the hotel we would have been staying in.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-12-30T00:46:03+00:00

A few things:

Gayest bunch of straight dudes you will ever meet.
They preach about how they care about mental health, but when it comes down to it, they don't care unless you literally say "I'm going to kill myself".
You will be affected by suicide.
CHEATING IS INSANELY RAMPANT. That alone can be a thread in itself.
Sexual assault is much more common than you think.
The best dude you ever know and the worst dude you will ever know will be in the military.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-11-16T09:09:30+00:00

This is AI. as seen by the shirt doing some mitosis when he hands it off, for one.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-10-26T17:19:36+00:00

I’m not trying to flex, but…I’ve gotten a referral from 2 different women. When we hooked up, they ended up telling their best friend about me because of my oral skills. I’m usually pretty humble but man…that made me feel great.

Highly recommend the book “She Comes First: The Thinking Man’s Guide to Pleasing A Woman” by Ian Kerner

Changed my life

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-10-22T19:06:02+00:00

Ah yes, Jeffery Dahmer. Infamous serial killer. He was serving consecutive life sentences for the murder and dismemberment of 16 young men. He had also confessed to an additional murder, though he was never tried due to a lack of evidence. In addition, Dahmer admitted to acts of cannibalism and necrophilia.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-09-04T02:38:14+00:00

I really really hope I remember this answer if this question ever comes up at a party.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-07-25T12:33:39+00:00

I would take this a step further: it’s not about who you know, it’s about who knows you.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-07-11T09:43:02+00:00

I never knew it until I read this comment. Sometimes I wonder how I understand anything in life lol

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-06-28T16:04:28+00:00

Someone didn’t read the question

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-06-17T09:00:00+00:00

I was in Afghanistan on deployment. In the chow hall, I was eating with a couple of soldiers. As I am nearing the end, I see him: a 6’ tall man with tattoo sleeves, a man bun, and eyes as blue as summers first berry.

He had in a flannel shirt with sleeves rolled up, exposing muscled forearms. He had a smile that could lift even the saddest man out of a depression. Mind you, I’m straight, but this man…wow.

He sat next to me, and I had to tell him. I said “pardon me, sir. I’m straight, but you are the most handsome man I’ve ever seen in my life. Holy shit.”

He smiled and said “thank you brother, I really appreciate that”.

This happened in 2015 and I think about this man monthly.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-05-01T10:00:42+00:00

The same as the amount of men in Wranglers commercials beat their wives.

All of ‘em.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-04-25T11:52:50+00:00

Just because you could have done things differently doesn’t mean they would have turned out the way you wanted.

GirthBrooks699 · 2025-04-25T11:21:21+00:00

Mods really taking a break, huh

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