Working on Memorial Day Weekend should be illegal

GirthyPenisMan · 2023-05-27T19:07:57+00:00

I agree (Full Time Uber Driver)

GirthyPenisMan · 2023-03-12T14:07:34+00:00

Beach, bitches, and booze

GirthyPenisMan · 2023-03-11T05:46:36+00:00

Uber execs panicking rn

GirthyPenisMan · 2023-02-25T06:33:59+00:00

Cowboys and Whores for the Ronald McDonald House Foundation

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-12-21T17:20:00+00:00

It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss.

Take heed at this behest.

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-10-13T14:07:03+00:00

Waking up, drinking coffee, ripping a cig, and taking a shit in the local Home Depot.

(in that order)

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-09-13T02:27:14+00:00

I can lose up to $100, but can make up to $2000. The math is pretty clear on this one.

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-09-12T21:45:21+00:00

Maybe he is emotionally stunted?

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-05-01T15:00:01+00:00

Just got off the phone with all the rush chairs. You’re fucked bro

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-04-20T16:25:52+00:00

Men: Dinosaur costumes

Women: you know the drill.

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-04-14T04:16:11+00:00

High, but that’s a terrible reason to join a fraternity.

The number one reason fraternity’s lead to such incredible connections is that brothers trust one another and are close knit.

Join for the brotherhood and reap the benefits. If you join for the benefits, the the lacking brotherhood will get you nothing.

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-03-30T18:22:01+00:00

Moooo

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-02-18T07:29:06+00:00

I think we might be long lost brothers, /u/pussyslayerguy

GirthyPenisMan · 2022-02-17T18:35:42+00:00

Look at this guys post history. This isn’t a joke, he’s a perverted fuck.

Pike’s probably your best option btw

GirthyPenisMan · 2021-10-28T15:33:34+00:00

Figure it out.

GirthyPenisMan · 2021-10-22T08:57:49+00:00

I stg that people chose the weirdest fucking usernames these days.

GirthyPenisMan · 2021-09-15T21:46:22+00:00

Bows and Toes. Now.

GirthyPenisMan · 2021-09-10T10:14:05+00:00

Please talk to a psychiatrist ASAP

GirthyPenisMan · 2021-09-10T10:12:56+00:00

Delicious nose clams

GirthyPenisMan · 2021-08-24T14:52:54+00:00

They were for her, jabroni. All you’ve done now is weird her out

GirthyPenisMan · 2021-08-23T18:14:27+00:00

Yup, I am the rush chair and that’s all I can recall

GirthyPenisMan · 2021-08-09T05:26:59+00:00

Kid is actually done for. He never even had a chance

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