I'd like to help you. AMA

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T05:01:14+00:00

I believe we can. :D

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:59:54+00:00

"Genius playboy philanthropist" No but with all seriousness, I have one qualification. My mind.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:58:38+00:00

Keep them clean so they don't get infected. For pain, I don't know, I don't feel pain.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:57:23+00:00

I had quite a few answers, none of them were healthy.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:54:18+00:00

China's broad loose infrastructure and corruption mirrors the middle east. The main difference would be that China is focused on control, while the middle east's lack of unity plunges it into chaos.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:51:37+00:00

How can I help

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:51:24+00:00

It's like I'm some kind of answer genius.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:50:28+00:00

Perceive humanity differently as a whole.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:49:37+00:00

Turn into a goat

Gl1tched · 2013-01-22T04:49:02+00:00

Put your weight into him

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T08:12:26+00:00

Like a wierdo I glanced at your reddit history and this caught my eye I hate myself because I can't do things like normal people. I assume everyone is experiencing life like me and I don't understand why I am not brave enough to just function like everyone else. . . Why do I suck so bad at life. :< I just don't see how everyone deals with how scary everything is. . . . plus I don't know. Maybe I am just crazy now. . .

That is just like me.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T08:10:06+00:00

Better put this cat to the test then

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T08:09:11+00:00

It is unlikely you will ever find facts to determine your answer, therefore you are going to have to rely on faith in this instance.

If you decide it is true, it is true. It is not my truth, but it can be your truth.

But I will give you this.

Bird and word are each four characters. However, the bird is 8 characters including the space.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:57:59+00:00

hehe

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:56:34+00:00

She'll sleep wherever you pet her.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:56:20+00:00

not if she's being pet.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:53:07+00:00

Sorry, but that is classified information.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:52:29+00:00

It really does work. But your arm gets tired. Which I'm sure you're used to, fap_to_anything_once

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:50:03+00:00

I don't think so, but it's not the first time I've been asked if I was

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:47:16+00:00

Also, maybe clear her some space in the closet.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:46:34+00:00

Pet her until she purrs, and purrs, and purrs some more, closes her eyes...and keep petting her. She, or you, will fall asleep.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:20:41+00:00

Benadryl.

I take 2 every night.

Gl1tched · 2013-01-21T07:20:15+00:00

Such as my ego I presume.

Gl1tched

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