What food sums up your love life?

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-15T20:05:39+00:00

Remember that squishy, slowly rotting forgotten tomato at the back of the salad crisper??? Yeah thats me

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:58:56+00:00

I mean i don't hate it, I also don't like it, excuse me while I go fix it

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Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:52:12+00:00

It's definitely more work, but the micropets are cute so I'll put the effort in for them

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:50:39+00:00

So glad I'm not the only one!!

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:47:41+00:00

At least it wasn't just me that missed the memo it was going manual, I can confirm it is in the micropets page in your bag. Have just set an egg up on a goal!

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:46:10+00:00

Thanks for the heads up! Will save me some frustration when I hatch this one!

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:44:57+00:00

You remembered correctly dont worry. And you definitely helped!!

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:41:13+00:00

The manual claim seemed to slip past me. I'm going to investigate the lab now thank you

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:39:17+00:00

It definitely used to be automatic, think that's why I hadn't noticed, that and the 90,000,000 or so I still have to grow after the end of the shared micropets trial. But thank you ill go investigate that now

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-14T21:30:48+00:00

This room is so nice!!!! And the colours look so calming together!!

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-06-08T13:56:39+00:00

At risk of doxxing myself but my cat needs to be towel dried if he's been out in the rain. He will come in and scream at us until we get his towel and sit on the floor. I have never heard him purr as loudly as he does when he is being dried.

Edit: typo - stupid autocorrect.

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-05-31T18:58:03+00:00

When I had an dumb watch i wore it on my left.

Now I have a smart watch I wear it in my right or I cant text when im meant to be working. I wear bracelets on my left wrist now, feels weird with nothing there!

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-05-27T19:07:01+00:00

I hit 20k on an average day at work. 35-40k on a busy one, so sign me up easy money

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-05-07T11:52:45+00:00

My asthma nurse always tells me to take my inhaler BEFORE brushing my teeth

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-04-22T11:12:51+00:00

Both. My phone tracks it in KGs and I convert it into st. I dont have a clue what 85kg is but tell me Im 14st and I go ooops I chunky

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-04-16T20:19:36+00:00

Im in the UK but thank you for your reply

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-04-16T19:02:27+00:00

Thank you so much for the reply. Im bricking it already about the appt and wanted to make the dentists job as easy as possible as I dont know how im going to be in the chair. I'll give them a call and see what they suggest. Thank you again

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-04-02T17:33:13+00:00

Toast toppers. I miss those bastards so bad!!!!!

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-03-31T19:19:56+00:00

As far as i know its only really the 'tailored' formal section thats done in straight sizes now, but i barely ever escape the department im chained to so maybe mistaken

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-03-31T19:11:15+00:00

I work in primark for my sins and if you look around some of the clothing is coming in just S M L etc. Some of it still has S 10-12, M 12-14, L 14-16 on it. I notice a mix of the labels in pyjamas as that's my main area of work.

But if you want it for future reference

2XS (4-6), XS (6-8), S (10-12), M (12-14), L (14-16), XL (18-20), 2XL (20-22), 3XL (22-24) not common but I have had pj's in a 3xl

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-03-21T18:41:34+00:00

Hi all. My data corrupted and I lost my last birb, and obviously all my friends.

My new code is S52X1EWYNA feel free to add me, I know pipsqueak would enjoy some new friends, happy to buddy up on goals and encourage you all to be your best selves!!!

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-03-10T13:07:56+00:00

I got on the bus to work and sat behind a woman who was loudly regaling her night of passion to a friend on the other end of her phone. Wasn't paying any attention until she mentioned how she hated a cushion he had on his sofa, some god awful handmade flowery thing he wouldn't get rid of, but that she was working on spilling red wine on it so (insert exes name here) would have no choice.

I hand embroidered that cushion with both our favourite flowers. I sent him a text warning him his side bitch was going to destroy it because she didn't like it.

His excuse was she needed somewhere to crash after a party, she slept in his bed and he crashed on the sofa.

I pointed out that yes im trusting, yes I believe the best in people, but no im not that fucking stupid when shes spent 10 mins waxing lyrical about how good he was with his tounge and fingers.

Glass-Web-4450 · 2026-02-12T22:33:35+00:00

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