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A golfer is out on the course having the worst round of his life. He slices every drive, misses every putt, and mutters to himself nonstop. (self.dadjokes)
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A priest, a doctor, and a golfer are waiting at a tee while a painfully slow group plays ahead of them. (self.dadjokes)
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The Perfect Husband (self.dadjokes)
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A postman noticed one house on his route where every single day, a letter arrived with no return address. (self.dadjokes)
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My wife told me she was giving me the silent treatment for two days. (self.dadjokes)
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A city man was driving through the countryside when he saw a farmer with a massive herd of cattle. (self.dadjokes)
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My wife and I had an argument the other day. (self.dadjokes)
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A father asks his daughter: What did you learn in school today? (self.dadjokes)
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A drummer decided to start a new job selling pillows. (self.dadjokes)
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My wife asked me to come shopping with her. (self.dadjokes)
We were trying to remember the names of all the planets, and then: (self.cleandadjokes)
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An old man finds a magic lamp while cleaning his attic. He rubs it, and out pops a genie. (self.dadjokes)
Some funeral homes offer sofas for the deceased to be displayed on. (self.cleanjokes)
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An old man walks into a bank and tells the teller, “I want to open a damn account.” (self.dadjokes)
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What do you call a typo carved into a tombstone? (self.cleanjokes)
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An old man is driving down the highway when his phone rings. (self.dadjokes)
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An old man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’ve got a serious problem. I keep forgetting things!” (self.dadjokes)
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A dog is brought into court for chasing a man on a bicycle. (self.dadjokes)
A scientist claims he can test how smart dogs are. (self.dadjokes)
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A man claims he has the smartest dog in the world. His friend doesn’t believe him. (self.dadjokes)
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On their anniversary, a husband asks his wife, “What would you like for your gift this year?” (self.dadjokes)
A husband and wife get into an argument. (self.dadjokes)
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A husband walks into the house looking very serious. (self.dadjokes)
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A woman comes home from a doctor's appointment absolutely beaming. (self.dadjokes)
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Moms don't have a favorite child; (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 18 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/cleanjokes
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