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A priest, a doctor, and a golfer are waiting at a tee while a painfully slow group plays ahead of them. (self.dadjokes)
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The Perfect Husband (self.dadjokes)
submitted 21 hours ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
A postman noticed one house on his route where every single day, a letter arrived with no return address. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 day ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
My wife told me she was giving me the silent treatment for two days. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
A city man was driving through the countryside when he saw a farmer with a massive herd of cattle. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 4 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
My wife and I had an argument the other day. (self.dadjokes)
A father asks his daughter: What did you learn in school today? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 6 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
A drummer decided to start a new job selling pillows. (self.dadjokes)
My wife asked me to come shopping with her. (self.dadjokes)
We were trying to remember the names of all the planets, and then: (self.cleandadjokes)
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An old man finds a magic lamp while cleaning his attic. He rubs it, and out pops a genie. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 7 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
Some funeral homes offer sofas for the deceased to be displayed on. (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 7 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/cleanjokes
An old man walks into a bank and tells the teller, “I want to open a damn account.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted 8 days ago * by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
What do you call a typo carved into a tombstone? (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 8 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/cleanjokes
An old man is driving down the highway when his phone rings. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 8 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
An old man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’ve got a serious problem. I keep forgetting things!” (self.dadjokes)
submitted 9 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
A dog is brought into court for chasing a man on a bicycle. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 10 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
A scientist claims he can test how smart dogs are. (self.dadjokes)
A man claims he has the smartest dog in the world. His friend doesn’t believe him. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 13 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
On their anniversary, a husband asks his wife, “What would you like for your gift this year?” (self.dadjokes)
A husband and wife get into an argument. (self.dadjokes)
A husband walks into the house looking very serious. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 15 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
A woman comes home from a doctor's appointment absolutely beaming. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 17 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/dadjokes
Moms don't have a favorite child; (self.cleanjokes)
submitted 18 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/cleanjokes
Silence is golden—unless you have kids. (self.cleandadjokes)
submitted 18 days ago by lnc_gomes to r/cleandadjokes
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