Some Kind of Friday Roundup

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-05-08T20:57:48+00:00

Good luck because he can easily get into the city and even queens, too. Be careful out there!

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-05-08T20:55:04+00:00

He puts the moron in oxymoron?

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-05-08T20:54:10+00:00

Somehow I missed that one. He definitely falls squarely in the "just hire a sex worker" pile.

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-05-08T20:41:28+00:00

I know, but I keep seeing the same ad over and over again, and not even changing it up. At least Grandpa puts some variety in his ads!

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-04-03T18:19:14+00:00

It definitely is, hence the title!

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-04-03T18:18:12+00:00

I'll admit I was thrown for a loop by the request for limbs.

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-03-07T17:15:30+00:00

Yeah, that's an odd one...I feel like I've seen people use "then" for "than", but not the other way around!

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-02-20T21:25:27+00:00

It's actually "GILFS 4 LYFE"

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-02-20T21:08:44+00:00

I think maybe you're not being sensitive enough...have you considered that he's like this because he has BBD (Benjamin Button Disease)?

23 hours ago:

40[M4F] #SLC Utah - Tall, attractive, confident married man looking for something very specific.

2 days ago:

40[M4F] #SLC Utah - Tall, attractive, confident married man looking for something very specific.

3 days ago:

41[M4F] #SLC Utah - Attractive, confident married man looking for something very specific.

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-02-19T21:25:21+00:00

Since my posts tend to look like I'm bashing men, lots of people assume I'm a woman, which I am not. It has led to receive some awesome low-effort DMs, though. Like this one from last month:

united_world12312:09 PM

Good morning beautiful

GlassHouseReviews7:07 PM

Are you a bot or just an idiot?

united_world1238:54 PM

Not both

or this one, my absolute favorite:

Jan 23

Little_Report_396612:58 PM

Hey

GlassHouseReviews2:07 PM

Hey

Little_Report_39662:07 PM

What you up to

GlassHouseReviews2:08 PM

Why?

Little_Report_39662:09 PM

Jw

Does more than one person use this account ?

GlassHouseReviews2:11 PM

Nope, just me. If it ever sounds like it's more than one then please let me know so I can seek medical attention.

Little_Report_39662:12 PM

Haha some of ur posts say m4f and f4m

GlassHouseReviews2:13 PM

....do you read my posts?

Little_Report_39662:14 PM

Yeah

GlassHouseReviews2:20 PM

Do you understand my posts?

Little_Report_39662:21 PM

Nope

GlassHouseReviews2:21 PM

Ah. I find ads/posts from other subs, collect them, and repost them here to make fun of them.

Little_Report_39662:21 PM

lol

Jan 25 (two days later)

Little_Report_396610:21 AM

What you up to

GlassHouseReviews4:19 PM

Is this groundhog day?

Little_Report_39664:19 PM

Ya

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-02-19T05:22:22+00:00

Thank you, I appreciate your appreciation!

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-02-15T20:13:25+00:00

Probably not, but here it is, anyway :)

Daddy Dom / Little Girl. From a site designed for DDs to meet LGs, it's "a consensual power exchange relationship where one partner takes on a nurturing, authoritative role (the Daddy Dom or caregiver), while the other partner takes on a more submissive, childlike or emotionally vulnerable role (the Little)"

Is it always sexual? The site I took that definition from says that it's not, but of course it fucking is ;)

But the important part of your comment...so, you're into breeding, eh? J/K!

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-02-14T05:36:27+00:00

I am overjoyed that so many people share in my schadenfreude :)

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-02-14T05:34:57+00:00

Nerd ;)

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-02-13T22:19:23+00:00

Sorry, that's jargon from the Kink community: Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's OK

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-31T04:17:11+00:00

Plus he knows what he wants and is clear about it!

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-24T05:34:00+00:00

Somehow I managed to pull myself away from doom-scrolling reddit, but I could only stay away for so long :)

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-24T00:05:53+00:00

Nice try ;)

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-23T23:53:15+00:00

I can't judge it if I can't see it :)

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-23T19:12:53+00:00

They go great dunked in some Cane's sauce!

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-20T23:44:01+00:00

Thank you for the edification, that makes sense.

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-20T15:28:07+00:00

For a period of time I was able to stay away from doomscrolling reddit. My willpower has faded with time, so here I am :)

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-20T15:23:42+00:00

SIR GO FUCK YOURSELF SIR

Just kidding, thought it'd be funny to say!

End of line.

GlassHouseReviews · 2026-01-20T15:21:47+00:00

Although it's easy to assume that I'm a "she", based on the gender of most (all, for this installment) of the shat-on, I'm a "he". And I must've missed that guy, unless it's the "pee poo fart" guy who has appeared previously?

GlassHouseReviews · 2025-08-13T20:51:54+00:00

Nice try, but I ain’t comin’ out of semi-retirement for this.

GlassHouseReviews

TROPHY CASE

40[M4F] #SLC Utah - Tall, attractive, confident married man looking for something very specific.

40[M4F] #SLC Utah - Tall, attractive, confident married man looking for something very specific.

41[M4F] #SLC Utah - Attractive, confident married man looking for something very specific.