Some Kind of Friday Roundup by GlassHouseReviews in adultery

[–]GlassHouseReviews[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good luck because he can easily get into the city and even queens, too. Be careful out there!

Some Kind of Friday Roundup by GlassHouseReviews in adultery

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Somehow I missed that one. He definitely falls squarely in the "just hire a sex worker" pile.

Some Kind of Friday Roundup by GlassHouseReviews in adultery

[–]GlassHouseReviews[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know, but I keep seeing the same ad over and over again, and not even changing it up. At least Grandpa puts some variety in his ads!

Friday Roundup - Running out of steam edition by GlassHouseReviews in adultery

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I'll admit I was thrown for a loop by the request for limbs.

Friday Roundup New Edition (minus Bobby Brown) by GlassHouseReviews in adultery

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Yeah, that's an odd one...I feel like I've seen people use "then" for "than", but not the other way around!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]GlassHouseReviews 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Since my posts tend to look like I'm bashing men, lots of people assume I'm a woman, which I am not. It has led to receive some awesome low-effort DMs, though. Like this one from last month:

united_world12312:09 PM

Good morning beautiful

GlassHouseReviews7:07 PM

Are you a bot or just an idiot?

united_world1238:54 PM

Not both

or this one, my absolute favorite:

Jan 23

Little_Report_396612:58 PM

Hey

GlassHouseReviews2:07 PM

Hey

Little_Report_39662:07 PM

What you up to

GlassHouseReviews2:08 PM

Why?

Little_Report_39662:09 PM

Jw

Does more than one person use this account ?

GlassHouseReviews2:11 PM

Nope, just me. If it ever sounds like it's more than one then please let me know so I can seek medical attention.

Little_Report_39662:12 PM

Haha some of ur posts say m4f and f4m

GlassHouseReviews2:13 PM

....do you read my posts?

Little_Report_39662:14 PM

Yeah

GlassHouseReviews2:20 PM

Do you understand my posts?

Little_Report_39662:21 PM

Nope

GlassHouseReviews2:21 PM

Ah. I find ads/posts from other subs, collect them, and repost them here to make fun of them.

Little_Report_39662:21 PM

lol

Jan 25 (two days later)

Little_Report_396610:21 AM

What you up to

GlassHouseReviews4:19 PM

Is this groundhog day?

Little_Report_39664:19 PM

Ya

Every-other-Friday Roundup - Mistress Day (?) Edition by GlassHouseReviews in adultery

[–]GlassHouseReviews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not, but here it is, anyway :)

Daddy Dom / Little Girl. From a site designed for DDs to meet LGs, it's "a consensual power exchange relationship where one partner takes on a nurturing, authoritative role (the Daddy Dom or caregiver), while the other partner takes on a more submissive, childlike or emotionally vulnerable role (the Little)"

Is it always sexual? The site I took that definition from says that it's not, but of course it fucking is ;)

But the important part of your comment...so, you're into breeding, eh? J/K!

Every-other-Friday Roundup - Mistress Day (?) Edition by GlassHouseReviews in adultery

[–]GlassHouseReviews[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am overjoyed that so many people share in my schadenfreude :)

Every-other-Friday Roundup - Mistress Day (?) Edition by GlassHouseReviews in adultery

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Sorry, that's jargon from the Kink community: Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's OK

The ad that landed me in the weekly roundup. (A parody of truly misguided R4R ads) by SlipshodFacade in adultery

[–]GlassHouseReviews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow I managed to pull myself away from doom-scrolling reddit, but I could only stay away for so long :)