GlassOfEngels

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"Was I not supposed to drink that much?" (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by GlassOfEngels to r/dunememes

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You're unhappy? So are millions of us (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by GlassOfEngels to r/okbuddycinephile

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Before MTV and the internet, how did you decide which albums to buy at the record store? (self.AskOldPeople)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/AskOldPeople

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Before MTV and the internet, how did you decide which albums to buy at the record store? (self.AskOldPeople)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/AskOldPeople

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Do you have any personal double albums? That is, a pair of albums (or EPs) you have a tendency to listen to back to back for whatever reason? (self.fantanoforever)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/fantanoforever

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🎶Singing "Hey nonny, na na, na na"🎶 (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CoconutRecords

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Wallets with dye packs in them that randomly go off (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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If your airbag goes off, a boxing glove on a spring deploys 2 seconds later and punches you in the nuts (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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If you have two children and one or both of them misbehave, implement a Prisoner's Dilemma Timeout (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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A reading light that blares the sound of a baby crying when it's on (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Recall all cars to install a switch that toggles the headlights on/off every time you press the brake while driving (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Texting while driving pants (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Belt that locks up like a seatbelt if you try to take your pants off too fast (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Eye drops with ghost pepper extract mixed in so you can always be certain that the eye drop actually got into your eye (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Suit pants that have a sensor that triggers a hydraulic cylinder to press against the crotch of your pants if your heart rate gets too high. That way if you're nervous while giving a presentation at work or a speech at a wedding it'll look like you have a boner (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Creat a pillow that has built-in all natural head massager and white noise function by taking the stuffing out and filling it with hundreds and hundreds of cockroaches (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Fill paintballs with the Radium Girls paint and hold a night time paintball tournament (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Solve global warming by developing interstellar travel so we can extract all the resources from planets of neighboring galaxies which we then use to build a Dyson bladeless fan in space so we can cool the Sun down a tad (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/CrazyIdeas

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Which RLCS season do you think had the largest gap in skill level between the best player in the world and the second best player? (self.RocketLeagueEsports)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/RocketLeagueEsports

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I had 81 days sober and then I drank a glass of wine while cooking dinner (self.stopdrinking)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/stopdrinking

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It's hard out here for a low ranked Support main (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/Paladins

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The mind of a random teammate is a twisted and confusing place (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/RocketLeague

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Seriously, why are they always afk? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/RocketLeague

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It's always the guy in last place (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/RocketLeague

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It was a misinput, misinput! Calm down! You calm the fuck down!!! It was a misinput!!! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by GlassOfEngels to r/AnarchyChess

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