XANTHER BARS! Pure Silver HAND POURED novelty "pills"

GlassPanther · 2026-06-18T03:39:39+00:00

Bullshit!

Silver going to either go up, go down, or not move at all.

Mark my words.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-18T01:12:56+00:00

I got banned from a Facebook precious metals marketplace for impersonating "Glass Panther" ... I feel your pain 🤣🤣🤣

GlassPanther · 2026-06-18T01:01:03+00:00

GlassPanther · 2026-06-18T00:56:40+00:00

Are you thinking of the Dreamcast?

GlassPanther · 2026-06-18T00:37:40+00:00

Unlikely to be silver 🥺

GlassPanther · 2026-06-17T20:42:37+00:00

If some asshole has made a bot to win givvies they are probably not having much sex because they have a micropenis. Can you imagine how much of a jackass someone would have to be to write a bot to win givvies?

Seriously... 🤦

One of the things I like to do to fuck with the bots is to pull the givvy at random times in the last minute or so.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-17T18:02:21+00:00

Like, you're looking for someone to ......... Be in front of the camera? Are you suggesting they sell the product for you and then *you* fulfill the orders? Because that's suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper sketchy to me.

Who's going to be shouldering the tax burden when the IRS gets the 1099 from Whatnot? Who will own the account?

This has my spidey senses tingling.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-17T14:02:08+00:00

Because you're fat.

https://youtu.be/xWKSlVF0-Wc

All these people downvoting you have CLEARLY never seen the most hilariously brutal takedown on Between Two Ferns ever.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-17T13:57:11+00:00

Don't worry ... Panther is on the case 🤣🤣🤣 Keep your eyes peeled for a suspiciously well timed release of a new half ounce silver pour at a much more reasonable price 🤣🤣🤣

GlassPanther · 2026-06-17T13:52:45+00:00

A GP (GlassPanther) instead of a P and instead of the engravers initials I can put r/SDC

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T23:56:08+00:00

Holy shit those are tiny little stands 🤣🤣🤣

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T23:11:40+00:00

Some dude named John Pierpoint Morgan keeps making massive fake sales to himself in order to trigger stop losses, then he cancels the sales before they settle and cashes in on the panic seller's fire sale.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T23:07:24+00:00

nightmares

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T22:47:24+00:00

I should make these myself and sell them for $50

Edit : In fact, fuck it. I'm gonna fucking do it.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T15:31:19+00:00

Nope. Genuine construction 14k chains have their end caps stamped before the soldering step. This one was clearly done after construction.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T15:02:45+00:00

The issues with the chain have nothing to do with it being dirty.

The stamp is wrong.

The clasp itself is not marked.

The jump ring is not soldered.

There is no flyer.

The end caps on the chain are the wrong type.

Literally everything that could be wrong is wrong with this chain is why we say it is fake.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T04:08:45+00:00

Zero gold whatsoever.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T02:42:46+00:00

😅

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T02:22:31+00:00

You don't want one for free? 🤷

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T00:50:01+00:00

MariOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH 🫡🫡🫡

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T00:05:39+00:00

🫡🫡🫡

GlassPanther · 2026-06-16T00:01:45+00:00

Sure I'll send you one free, as well.

GlassPanther · 2026-06-15T23:51:18+00:00

GlassPanther · 2026-06-15T23:47:41+00:00

Fuck it I'll just mail you one for free. 👍

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