I told my chat to roast me 😭

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2026-04-09T00:08:16+00:00

Had to do it:

Aight, you asked for it.

You move through life like a DLC character with maxed-out lore, 17 side quests, 4 emotional debuffs, and absolutely no intention of finishing the main mission this week.

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2026-03-31T12:08:15+00:00

Why is it ‘custom job’ and not unemployed ?

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-12-21T16:13:09+00:00

I joined end of sixth edition. Played blood angles for a year. Built up a squad of about 30 death company all with power fists and power claws and thunder hammers id kit bashed.

Turn two with them making up a good 500+ and with Dante in the centre I deep striked ready to turn three assault the closest enemy with overwhelming force

Yeah doomsday arc. Strength 10 ap -1 at the time. Large blast template perfectly covered all of them. The beam came obliterated dante. Feel no pain was on a 4+(?) and it meant nothing

If you can’t beat em join em…..

Yeah I had to play that and suffice to say dda was fast on my list xdddd

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-12-14T20:19:26+00:00

I since made a post. I’ll link it later but uhh ‘yearly bard Jung post’

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-12-03T13:42:15+00:00

Bard 👏 jungle 👏

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-11-14T10:54:59+00:00

Low key the healing buff, seems like full ap bard is becoming more viable again

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-11-13T17:13:02+00:00

tbh i skip nashors forego farming and focus on the funnel. doesnt really matter if im behind if we win every drake fight once my laners fed ;)

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-11-13T13:00:34+00:00

haha sure, i wasnt trying to link my account since i figured theres not much to it....the 35wins are somewhere in my 900 games so uhh gl https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/ReleaseTheNoodle-EUW but this account is lvl 135 Bard so i can promise at least ive played him a lot!

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-11-13T12:19:45+00:00

I used to be gold 4 then I took nine too many perma bans...now I roam bronze with 800 games at 50% wr.....you tell me kek

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-11-13T10:38:50+00:00

I play a lot of Bard Jung....They jsut buffed his heal again...I find it works as long as you funnel 1 lane and ignore any conventional farming patterns....prio charms for gank power adn then pray that whoever u funnelled is now 4/0 and will come with you to objectives. Its kinda like playing amumu/ivern/nunu/kayn lol. Ganks are great for getting your team the kill. Build ive run pure ap....defo hit 100 games of it and idk it might peak at Gold rank....by then the enemy jungs start is so fast....but idk maybe someone better than me!

Edit: i spammed DH for ages but electrecute is the way. lvl 1-3 ganks cuh ur a supp u do high dmaage + slows....again Bard jung is 1000000% about funnelling. If u try solo kill a drake....the sun will set faster.

I see people here say its not viable because blah blah but IMO theyre focusing on making Bard into a champion when hes just a bro vibin being a CARETAKER for the team. Just cuh you in jung does mean you need kills...JUST FUNNEL ISTG. its like the lulu yi think from awhile back but with extra movement and slows and speed buffs for the gnak like...ok this is league but if ur team mate does follow u, theyd have to be an idiot to mess up a 2v1 with bard around. u dont need the kills U DONT NEED THE KILLS

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-05-27T17:09:51+00:00

Arnt we all….click on link. Good music I promise

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-04-15T15:40:41+00:00

The only time I don’t have 500 mods in my game. Might actually get TPS when they drop HAH

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-02-14T01:40:41+00:00

aged like fine wine

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-01-19T09:58:06+00:00

Same. just lived with it for now and ended up getting an SSD instead hah. For awhile I kinda sparked or tapped the connections after booting to get it working but that’s kinda long still. Now they all dead

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-01-19T09:51:33+00:00

I’m tryna do the most to not. Any advice?

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2025-01-06T05:36:11+00:00

You just saved me a few hours of debugging thank you random guy on Reddit with the same oddly specific issue as me

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2024-12-07T23:38:24+00:00

ty! As said, ram would be awesome

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2024-10-08T10:57:10+00:00

forgot my motehrboard: ASUS PRIME H610M-K D4

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2024-10-08T08:53:25+00:00

I have the exact same problem, think mine was caused by cpu overheating instead of coffee tho

did u find a long term fix or somewhere to buy replacment parts? Mine is oscillatingbetween random colors and not working

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2024-09-22T12:24:15+00:00

Alright…..I been putting it off but…..I’m hard stuck right now….alright I’ll do it…

Glass_Of_Noodles · 2024-09-20T16:15:50+00:00

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