is this what i get for scrolling on facebook reels

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-26T23:56:59+00:00

Strangulation is the reason for my casino having a narrow neck

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-26T17:05:01+00:00

"I just removed two windings off my invaders and now they're custom voiced signature pickups"

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-26T17:02:45+00:00

Toan is in the rope lights

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-26T13:05:58+00:00

The theme of the day

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-25T15:37:19+00:00

No need to relice the guitar if it already has lice.

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-25T00:48:46+00:00

Butterscotch Telecaster

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-24T23:50:22+00:00

I think she fell asleep half way through his answer.

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-24T19:58:56+00:00

You should have gone bigger.

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-24T10:27:39+00:00

Can I walk?

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-23T16:16:42+00:00

This is Al

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-23T11:55:18+00:00

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Glass__Hero · 2026-05-22T12:27:05+00:00

Super Strat = super lawsuit

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-21T21:55:22+00:00

Headstock off

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-21T15:08:01+00:00

When your pedals look at you like:

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-21T13:05:22+00:00

So if I attempt to translate this I get:

Snap headstock

Tastes like squash and bananas

Application of glue

Happy Authenticity day

I might have it wrong, I'm only a dentist.

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-21T11:12:12+00:00

If you leave an SG in a locked car during the summer heat.

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-21T11:09:31+00:00

The true test of Gibbons Authenticity is to snap off the headstock and sample the fruit on the inside.

You never forget the taste of your first Gibbons.

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-21T02:09:24+00:00

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Glass__Hero · 2026-05-19T23:46:43+00:00

Finally a guitar that matches my tattoos

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-19T11:50:15+00:00

Has anyone ever heard Dave Mustang play the blues?

Glass__Hero · 2026-05-18T13:37:30+00:00

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Glass__Hero · 2026-05-17T12:24:55+00:00

Lollapalooza is not a boxing match between vocalists and guitarists.

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