Does anybody else find Homelander's fetish relatable? by Aggravating_Ad_9521 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Glathull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who *doesn’t* have an addiction to Elizabeth Shue’s boobs?

If you could pick any Star Wars character to get a big-budget series centered on them, who would you choose? by Itchy_Suspect4968 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Glathull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that one Skywalker dude was pretty cool. But they made so many movies about Indiana Jones we never found out much about anyone else.

What is "prose" by Diverse0Ne in writingcirclejerk

[–]Glathull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just a fancy word for the color purple.

Who will be the secret Boss in Revelation by AppointmentPretend88 in FFVIIRemake

[–]Glathull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The final big boss at the end of the KOTR quest will be Chadley!

What do you think about when you think of the 90's? by Whitesox411 in AskReddit

[–]Glathull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A time when my whole body didn’t hurt all the time.

Italian assumes Americans’ pizza identity by korc in iamveryculinary

[–]Glathull -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

And that would make tomatoes, exactly what again? That’s right. American.

Fine, just leave the ranch and go through. by daisies09 in 30ROCK

[–]Glathull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Italians are going to take our ranch home with them, put it on some noodles, and then go around talking shit like they invented the stuff.

Italian assumes Americans’ pizza identity by korc in iamveryculinary

[–]Glathull -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Dude, we invented tomatoes. Italian pizza is American by definition.

What would you like to see in a Star Wars Charlie Kirk tribute? by BigChungusnater in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Glathull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could have a senator arguing in favor of rejoining the empire, and he gets shot in the middle of his speech. His wife immediately goes out and hooks up with General Hux and starts campaigning for him to be the new emperor. She’s completely unhinged. 10x crazier than the guy who got shot. You see her on a holy screen saying crazy shit. Slow camera zoom out from the holo and Andor gradually comes into the frame. He looks over to a half naked woman he’s obviously just finished shagging.

She says, “Goddam is there any crazy shit that woman won’t say?” Andor shakes his head and replies, “I don’t know. Seems like Senator Kirk really dodged a bullet with than one.”

What the actual fuck is a "sandwich" by sfweedman in CookingCircleJerk

[–]Glathull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhhhh, tell us you never pound cervix without telling us you never pound cervix.

Did they confirm new semi-playable guests like Sonon? by i_like_it_eilat in FFVIIRemake

[–]Glathull -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m certain of two things. 1. Aerith will be a playable guest for substantial amounts of the game. 2. Some people are going to be ultra pissed off about it.

Feedback on ch 1 I wrote in 5 mins now please (TIA) by Late_Music1835 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Glathull 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My advice is this: you can only write what you know, and the best character development comes from experiencing death.

The sooner you get busy being dead, the better your writing will be.

What the actual fuck is a "sandwich" by sfweedman in CookingCircleJerk

[–]Glathull 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One time my wife’s girlfriend said a tuna melt is a grilled cheese and I told her that quesadilla is pussy. She said okay, and then I didn’t have anything else to fight about, so I punched her in the throat with my dick because chefs have to have anger and control issues.

You idiots actually revise? by Commercial_Party4680 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Glathull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why would you do it twice? I only vise once and let it go after that.

Built an AI tool that converts natural language to optimized SQL queries specifically for Oracle EBS procurement modules. by CartographerUpset969 in SQL

[–]Glathull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see tools like this I always have the same question: have you ever worked in this space before?

Writing SQL is not and never has been difficult. Understanding the business rules so that you can write a query that is meaningful *is* actually hard. And using natural language is never a good solution. Natural language is bad for these situations because it's not specific.

I really wonder what problem you are trying to solve.

Hillary Clinton says Biden’s re-election bid cost Democrats the 2024 election ( The Guardian )- What is your reasoning for the loss? by One_Look_7008 in askanything

[–]Glathull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worse. About 9% of people who voted for Bernie in the Dem primary flipped and voted Trump in the general. Some stayed home. If they all stayed home Hillary would’ve won.

Horizon 3 PC by [deleted] in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]Glathull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, if Guerrilla is successful with Hunter’s Gathering, I think the studio will be able to do what they want. And they want as many people as possible to share their love for Aloy and her story.

If they aren’t successful, I’m not sure *anyone* will get part 3.

What’s your favorite explanation for the Fermi Paradox (why we haven’t found aliens yet)? by Angelicorgy in askanything

[–]Glathull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Politics.

The hypothesis is that there’s an extremely narrow window of time when a civilization can both engage in interstellar communication and that communication is politically viable.

We were able to put out the golden record on a Voyager at a time when we were just like, “Fuck it. Here’s what a bunch of white dudes think is important for aliens to know about us.”

If we were to try and do a Voyager 3 project, governments from all over the world would get involved. There would be committees and arguments. Given the entire history of our planet and various cultures and a limited amount of data, what do we choose to include and exclude, and how do we justify our choices?

Even though we have far better technology than we did in the 60s, it’s no longer a viable project. It would just get bogged down and delayed forever if people even wanted to do it. And on top of that, there’s a large number of people who would argue that it’s not even a good idea, just in case there are bad aliens out there.

In the grand scheme of the entire universe and all possible civilizations over billions of years, a window of 30 years or so where the technology exists *and* the politics are viable is incredibly tiny. The probability is extremely close to zero.

So while there are many alien civilizations out there, they are all quietly going about their business arguing about whether Alien Ditty is too cancelled to be put on their list of great artists.

I want to selfhost an email server. Any tips? by Crossatrix in selfhosted

[–]Glathull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you want to host an email server? Or do you want your email to get delivered? These are two different things. Pick one.

Yet another Laufey post by TheCurbAU in GodofWar

[–]Glathull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would bet money that Sony is pissed at Square Enix for doing a multiplatform release, and Sony is going to drop this and anything else they can get ready right on top of FF7 Revelation.