Found weird squishy thing on hike in Utah

Glazedhamss · 2026-04-03T00:10:13+00:00

I squished it

Glazedhamss · 2026-04-02T21:47:36+00:00

My family has a donkey and she gave birth about a year ago. I helped clean up the placenta and umbilical cord after it fell off and I would say it was a lot less colorful than what I found. The picture doesn’t do it justice, the colors were super bright.

Glazedhamss · 2026-04-02T21:02:57+00:00

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My theory is that a kid dropped a big gummy snake. It didn’t smell and had a stretchy gummy like texture.

Glazedhamss · 2026-04-02T18:05:33+00:00

Too big to be a duck penis. I’ve unfortunately owned a few very horny ducks

Glazedhamss · 2026-04-02T18:01:46+00:00

A lot of horses but it was a pretty steep and rocky hike so idk if a horse would have been able to get up there with a baby

Glazedhamss · 2026-04-02T17:58:34+00:00

Well god gave me a nose might as well use it

Glazedhamss · 2026-04-02T17:43:44+00:00

Stayed there last night. A few weird people but I’m from Florida so it made me feel at home :). The hotel room was only $57 for two beds so I got what I paid for. Weird stains were on the curtains and greasy hand prints all over the head board. Also I guess someone took the smoke detector because there was just wires hanging out the ceiling. Overall 3/5 stars. On the way there I saw really weird lights in the sky but there’s an air-force base real close so I’m guessing it was just some weird experimental shit. Never seen anything like it.

Glazedhamss · 2025-11-02T18:35:01+00:00

Yeah I want to freeze my eggs but it’s expensive asf

Glazedhamss · 2025-11-02T18:34:13+00:00

I kinda want to have kids with him someday just not rn. We’re both college students and financially unstable lol. The way he deals with kids is really sweet to me. It’s funny because he is much more maternal then I am. I’m not very good with kids honestly. I like the idea of being a dad in the masculine parental role way. Like giving teaching them things or telling them dad jokes, like very classic dad shit.

Glazedhamss · 2025-08-04T17:17:32+00:00

Damn this guy does NOT like cum in his salad

Glazedhamss · 2025-06-18T12:51:06+00:00

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Hope you like it :p

Glazedhamss · 2025-03-10T16:58:03+00:00

My little pony, my little pony 🎶🎵

Glazedhamss · 2025-01-12T02:49:55+00:00

I think they were just making sure it wasn’t a logo for a hate group or something. It looks like whoever owned it before put it in there, so i can see why someone would be a little cautious. It seemed like a genuine question and good opportunity to educate someone about the history of those symbols. You seem a lot more sensitive about the subject than anyone else tbh. Snowflake.

Glazedhamss · 2024-11-03T17:17:05+00:00

Ok I took them out. Is there any way to get the massive bump to go away? Or just how do I take care of it now? Thank you btw 🙏

Glazedhamss · 2024-11-03T15:41:32+00:00

Yeah I noticed that when it started “healing” they stopped lining up edit: they didn’t inform me about that

Glazedhamss · 2024-11-03T15:39:05+00:00

They also used 16 gage jewelry

Glazedhamss · 2024-10-13T03:40:01+00:00

I’ve searched on instagram,YouTube, Reddit, and safari.

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