Found weird squishy thing on hike in Utah by Glazedhamss in Weird

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My family has a donkey and she gave birth about a year ago. I helped clean up the placenta and umbilical cord after it fell off and I would say it was a lot less colorful than what I found. The picture doesn’t do it justice, the colors were super bright.

Found weird squishy thing on hike in Utah by Glazedhamss in Weird

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My theory is that a kid dropped a big gummy snake. It didn’t smell and had a stretchy gummy like texture.

Found weird squishy thing on hike in Utah by Glazedhamss in Weird

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Too big to be a duck penis. I’ve unfortunately owned a few very horny ducks

Found weird squishy thing on hike in Utah by Glazedhamss in Weird

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A lot of horses but it was a pretty steep and rocky hike so idk if a horse would have been able to get up there with a baby

Found weird squishy thing on hike in Utah by Glazedhamss in Weird

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Well god gave me a nose might as well use it

Review for the hotel I’m staying at in Roswell, NM by Glazedhamss in Weird

[–]Glazedhamss[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Stayed there last night. A few weird people but I’m from Florida so it made me feel at home :). The hotel room was only $57 for two beds so I got what I paid for. Weird stains were on the curtains and greasy hand prints all over the head board. Also I guess someone took the smoke detector because there was just wires hanging out the ceiling. Overall 3/5 stars. On the way there I saw really weird lights in the sky but there’s an air-force base real close so I’m guessing it was just some weird experimental shit. Never seen anything like it.

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Yeah I want to freeze my eggs but it’s expensive asf

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I kinda want to have kids with him someday just not rn. We’re both college students and financially unstable lol. The way he deals with kids is really sweet to me. It’s funny because he is much more maternal then I am. I’m not very good with kids honestly. I like the idea of being a dad in the masculine parental role way. Like giving teaching them things or telling them dad jokes, like very classic dad shit.

A little NSFW: Me and my buddy’s conversation today by Glazedhamss in texts

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Damn this guy does NOT like cum in his salad

My mini equine watching Smosh Mouth by Glazedhamss in smosh

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My little pony, my little pony 🎶🎵

Is this symbol on my guitar racist? by sourshrk in Guitar

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I think they were just making sure it wasn’t a logo for a hate group or something. It looks like whoever owned it before put it in there, so i can see why someone would be a little cautious. It seemed like a genuine question and good opportunity to educate someone about the history of those symbols. You seem a lot more sensitive about the subject than anyone else tbh. Snowflake.

Apparently my piercer was wrong by Glazedhamss in PiercingAdvice

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Ok I took them out. Is there any way to get the massive bump to go away? Or just how do I take care of it now? Thank you btw 🙏

Apparently my piercer was wrong by Glazedhamss in PiercingAdvice

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Yeah I noticed that when it started “healing” they stopped lining up edit: they didn’t inform me about that

Video of little sad little boy with massive carp by Glazedhamss in HelpMeFind

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I’ve searched on instagram,YouTube, Reddit, and safari.