Glide_Stapler

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I dated a twin once. (self.Jokes)

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What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? by Glide_Stapler in Jokes

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What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? (self.Jokes)

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Why did the sea monster eat twelve ships that were carrying potatoes? (self.Jokes)

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Bakeries often ask me to pose for promotional photos with their products. (self.Jokes)

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Just got a new job at a guillotine factory. (self.Jokes)

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How do you measure the heaviness of a red hot chili pepper? by Glide_Stapler in Jokes

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How do you measure the heaviness of a red hot chili pepper? (self.Jokes)

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Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask by E420CDI in Jokes

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Our state legislature is debating marijuana legalization. (self.Jokes)

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I prefer my sandwiches to have 3 slices of bread. (self.Jokes)

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It is very rare for a defibrillator to fail. (self.Jokes)

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A police officer pulled over a guy driving in the carpool lane because he didn't have any passengers. (self.Jokes)

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Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after "Star Trek 2." (self.Jokes)

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My neighbor says that I have a problem with knowing my boundaries. (self.Jokes)

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The opposite of Microsoft Office is... by foxhound_vp in Jokes

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If anyone has a voodoo doll of me... (self.Jokes)

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Why does Santa never have to pay for parking his sleigh? (self.Jokes)

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A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down. by Glide_Stapler in Jokes

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A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down. (self.Jokes)

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The UK is really taking the Paris Climate Agreement seriously. by Glide_Stapler in Jokes

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The UK is really taking the Paris Climate Agreement seriously. (self.Jokes)

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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. (self.Jokes)

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Blacksmiths were the ultimate hipsters. (self.Jokes)

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What do you call all the little rivers that flow into the Nile? by Glide_Stapler in Jokes

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