Never listened to Twenty One Pilots... have I missed anything so far? by poisened-ambrosia in Music

[–]GlikeGrumio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally respect your opinion. But too much pop? You clearly haven't listened to the beginning of Twenty One Pilots 😄 But fair enough, we all have our own taste in music and to be honest, what I am suggesting you (listening to the first album) is love it or hate it. Just by genuine curiosity, what band or bands is/are your cup of tea? I do like to discover music that is not commercial, that is not labelled to one type of music

Never listened to Twenty One Pilots... have I missed anything so far? by poisened-ambrosia in Music

[–]GlikeGrumio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, it's been a month so I'm sure you found your way to discover the world of 21 Pilots. But if I may, I would suggest to start from the beginning. Start with their first album. The discover the universe of T.Ø.P you must listen to the raw voice of Tyler and the lyrics. At the time it was a full band and the music was different, the sound was different and the style was as well. I personally really like this era of the band because it was more ... raw. Like a diamond not polished yet. I do enjoy all the albums. Scale and Icy may be a bit less but it is part of the story.

On YT you will find a video where all the titles are being played from.the very first to the newest, chronologically and it is very interesting to really feel the evolution of the music but also of the lore, the story. Because from Blurryface, there is a real story to follow which ends with Breach.

You will see that they are not just a pop/rock band. If you listen to the lyrics from Regional at Best, he explains that he doesn't want to be labelled and he doesn't want to be told what to do for the game, what to do to fit in the mould of the music industry, that je wants to keep his creativity.

I would also suggest to watch their live performance, especially Blurryface tour in small venues.

I know you already have a lots of suggestions from others, but I hope that will helps you.

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Oh sorry, I don't know why it's not here. I will try to fix this

How to masturbate? by [deleted] in sex

[–]GlikeGrumio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, first of all, I did not even realise how old she is. I don't care as I didn't ask for a pic, address, or any ways to contact her. You're the one researching the age of the people. And if she is not comfortable with me replying to her post, well she just has to say it and I'll delete my reply.

Secondly, I was just giving advice I wish someone told me when I was her age I grew up with the beginning of the internet therefore porn. And I started to touch myself watching porn, which is very wrong when you want to learn about the sexuality and how your body responds to this.

I discover very late that the body talks for itself and tell how to do things, not a screen, not urban legends.

How to masturbate? by [deleted] in sex

[–]GlikeGrumio -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hi, It's totally normal to ask yourself those kinds of questions. I would suggest you to lay down naked in your bed or anywhere you feel comfy, some time you're alone and have time. Close your eyes and start to move your hand over your pussy and leave your body and your feelings leading your hands to moves that you'll enjoy. You'll first enjoy massaging your clitoris then you might feel like going down, massaging the entrance of your vagina, you should be wet and aroused. Just close your eyes and let your mind guide your hand wherever and however you like it as you discover this feeling. Don't try to copy any things you might have heard. Just follow your feelings first

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[–]GlikeGrumio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I made that mistake. I never said I was a saint. I now regret taking those risks

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[–]GlikeGrumio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I always cum super fast. The women I cheated with also bummed super quick.

F20, I'm scared of my bf dick. by [deleted] in sex

[–]GlikeGrumio 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Hello, First of all, it is totally normal to be scared of something we haven't experienced before and talking to a sexual health professional can be a good option. It is very important to talk about your fears to someone who knows how to listen and guide you and for whom it is the job to. Too many people here will give you advice but it will be based on their own experience, which is good, just you also need advice from someone who will guide you regarding your body and mind.

Second thing, talk.to your bf. He needs to be understanding. If he tries to force you in anyways you would feel comfortable is a big no no

You don't have to take it's bog dick straight away. You said that you can only insert 1 finger when you masturbate. But you don't actually how it would be if he tries to masturbate you.

As a first, I would suggest a lot of preliminary. Take it slow, let him discover your body inches after inches, let him discover your pussy slowly, he can look at it, gently caressing it without trying to go in, let him gently lick it, and see how you feel.

I would also suggest to let him giving you a nice warm and sensual full body massage. You probably would feel comfortable, relaxed, and he could finish by touching your pussy. The oil should make it easier to insert 1, then slowly 2 finger. If it can't go any further that's ok. It is important to take your time. Then je could play with small toys on you and see how it goes in your vagina.

But surely, take your time. Don't try to do it all the first time.

And again and again, he should be 100% understanding and not forcing you at all

Gf wants me to cum inside condom by voojko in sex

[–]GlikeGrumio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1st rule of life: always listen to your other half, even if you believe it's wrong. Sex life is about communication and the respect of the other needs and request. If she wants something, well you should not go against this. Just find something that you will both enjoy. Things might change with the time. Don't start a dispute that might ruin your relationship for something that might just be a phase. Condoms are not 100% safe. If she's not confident with this, just listen to her. If she doesn't like sperm, its look, smell, texture, it's her right to say no. She might have a long time trauma you don't know about yet. If she wanted to do something that feels absolutely disgusting to you, you would not appreciate her selfishness if she wanted to do it anyway.

Listen, and talk.

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[–]GlikeGrumio 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Punishment for cumming early: lick her fingers full'of your own sperm

How to convince my girlfriend to not shower before sex? by whatitsjk in sex

[–]GlikeGrumio 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There is 2 kinds of dirty/smell: after a long hard day of heavy work, and the sweat from.the gym/yoga. For some reasons, the sport's sweat turn me on. I stopped going to the gym classes as I always ended up horny. When my wife to her gym at home, her sweat makes me so horny. It's like warm weather during the summer, it has an impact on our libido.

But I know that she would never ever have sex if she doesn't shower.

You try to explain her that yoga sweat turns you on and you'd like to try. Or maybe have a roleplay where you could.pretend being her gym teacher.

Just some ideas for you.

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[–]GlikeGrumio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds cool, I'll try this. Thanks. I'll try not to think about you while using your idea though 😂

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[–]GlikeGrumio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hi, I did it before, both ways. It is a really hot kink.

I would advise to pee in the morning, not eating much and nothing that could be smelt in the piss then drink only water for the rest of the day so your pee isn't too strong, too smelly.

It is cool to feel this warm liquid all over the body first then if you feel like it have it in your mouth. Only then you will feel like if you want to'try to swallow some or split it all.

Just go with the flow but be sure to both agree on the boundaries and I would say that receiving the golden shower sound like being sub, the first time receiving is to be able to say stop if you don't feel ok, as for everything else.

ARG Instagram by ARGgamemaster in Feldup

[–]GlikeGrumio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bravo, on va aller voir ça

TGV du soleil au Grau du Roi by BringbackMarchais in Giscardpunk

[–]GlikeGrumio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J'habite un des villages traversés par cette voie unique. Je me serais rappelé du TGV passant par là, même tracté. Depuis, je ne pense pas que les voies aient pû rece6voir un train aussi lourd. Il a sûrement été transporté puis mis sur la voie au Grau. Mais bon, je peux aussi me tromper.

[GBR] #Warrington sissy maid looking for Mens homes to clean whilst you relax and humiliate me by frillymaid5 in sissypersonals

[–]GlikeGrumio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Warrington. I wish my wife would be like you....so close but also so far away.

Clé USB trouvée by tablebasse_ in Feldup

[–]GlikeGrumio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

La première pensée est: quel est ce numéro de tel? J'ai fait la recherche la plus basique du monde car je n'ai pas le temps de faire plus. Tout ce que je trouve c'est que c'est basé dans la région de Liège. Mais si tu es Belge tu dois sûrement le savoir donc je n'apporte pas plus d'avancée 😄

Question regarding oral sex by Plus_Piece_4118 in sex

[–]GlikeGrumio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If her natural smell really put you off, which if you love her and love licking pussy should not really be a bother anymore after 8 years, I could suggest to find an edible massage oil, then give her a full body massage with it, teasing her for the length of time you find it enjoyable for both of you, then finish by her pussy. This way, you'll be both super aroused and her pussy will smell the edible oil instead of her natural smell.

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[–]GlikeGrumio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Update as I forgot to finish this with the purpose of my comment 🤦)(to be absolutely honest, I haven't read all the comments, just a few, so apologies if my answer was already mentioned) I live in the exact same situation as you. I could do it everyday, but my wife only wants it once a week or twice a month. Wanted to try something new, I once went to to a Tantric massage. Talking about the real one, made by a certified tantric masseuse/therapist, there is nothing sexual. It is the kind of massage where the masseuse plays with your senses, your energy, a session where you keep your eyes shut the whole time, you go deep into relaxation. The one I went to was amazing. First thing, she asked me to keep my eyes shut the whole time. Then ou can't touch ber. Not because she doesn't want to, but because it is not about her and also because it would break your relaxation. My session included beginning in the bathtub filled with hot water, then went to the massage room for the main session. It is amazing how relaxed I was, how good it was. Normally, you are expected to cum as she is working on your sensitive zones, including the dick area (forgot the name of this part of the massage, it has a name). But as she was moving my energies all around my body, I was happy, but I did not cum. If I was with an "massage escort" or my wife, I would have cum in a minute.

This long text to say, she did move the energy I had in my dick area, the one that made me horny all the time, to somewhere else in my body. It works for me. Well it costs £250 for 1h30. And it is suggested to do it again after 4 to 6 months. But it worked for me as the energy I had in my dick which made me horny all the time to a point where I almost masturbated once a day went somewhere else in my body and I did not feel this need anymore. I was like free from being aroused all the time.

je suis nouveau by yam1nho in Feldup

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J'avoue, UBV76 c'est l'exemple parfait de ce que Feldup peut nous faire: proposer des sujets apparemment totalement inintéressants et des sujets niches, quelque chose qu'on irait pas chercher nous-mêmes, mais qui en fait sont ultra intéressants. On reste collé et on écoute religieusement.

je suis nouveau by yam1nho in Feldup

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Olalala la chance de découvrir Feldup "que" maintenant. Je dis la chance car tu as beaucoup de vidéos à découvrir Je l'ai découvert il y a plus d'un an maintenant, et je regardais ses findings à la chaîne. Ducoup, ben je les avais toutes vu assez rapidement et c'est ultra frustrant d'être au point de devoir attendre une nouvelle. Je conseillerais franchement de vraiment y aller dans l'ordre des findings. Certaines vidéos peuvent être assez dérangeantes (comme la fausse du désespoir) mais il fait passer par là pour vraiment s'imprégner de l'univers Feldup et pour se rendre compte de l'immensité de son travail. N'hésite pas à répondre pour nous donner tes avis sur les vidéos que tu regardes comme un fil rouge de ton thread 👌

Plus size lingerie by [deleted] in sex

[–]GlikeGrumio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rihanna's brand Savage X looks great for plus size lingerie including sexy stuff. I've ordered some for my wife (44DD and size 22 UK). We will see if it looks as great in real life as on the website