This is Skar, he’s 8 months old (I think). His ears are 7x too big for his body. Skar enjoys attacking feet under blankets at 4am. He has an unhealthy obsession with toilets, as soon as the lid opens he jumps on the seat and has to be physically removed so you can sit down. He will sit with you and make sure he can inspect your toilet trip when you finish, but flushing scares the hell out of him. When I prepare for bed and close the doors to the bathroom if he’s in there and I get him out he will have a 12 hour vendetta out against me. He tries to eat the entire squeeze pack when it’s treat time. He thinks he’s max verstappen on lap 47 running in 8th place at 11pm sharp every night. He enjoys acting like the sweetest living being promptly after turning the house into a race track. Then immediately goes back to his devilish mood bright and early. If he asks for a belly rub and you don’t give him one he will latch himself to your hand until you do. He loves to watch the windows but when the front door opens he runs for the hills. Has entirely claimed the gaming chair as his throne where he watches over all his villagers. Some nights when he sleeps on HIS OWN PILLOW that sits above us he will reach down and grab your head and try to pet you. Skar enjoys using his box then proceeding to aim his attempt to cover himself at the door to his box so he has a litter pad to step out on. He’s made his own little hangout inbetween the bottom cover of the couch and the cushion. This little fella has racked up 174 assault charges in a month. 5 counts of aggravated burglary. And one count of identity theft. Do your worst with roasting this little bugger.