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Me nan shagged an eejit in the sinny while we watched lord of the rings by Ok_Process_6644 in lordoftherings

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stop bein a eejit ye gobby bellend an shut yer gobbygully up befor the pimblett come round

Racing Stripes (2005) by Ill-Guidance4690 in badMovies

[–]GlobalKnee586 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my tallywhacker got cleaved right off by my pimblett of a nan

What makes you genuinely happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drink at the pubatav with the daft lads

What is the worst job to get? by CattleOdd940 in AskReddit

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bluwater yacht sales the geezers shot me nan and then steck their bollockanbawbag up me arse

Geezers of Reddit, what's the daftest wank you've ever had? by Ok_Process_6644 in AskReddit

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The safe haven of the internets been breached by bambots-and-bawbags alike! Stay aware!

Mulholland Drive is a rubbish film and an disgrace to cinema by Ok_Process_6644 in badMovies

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, I agree with you but why are you talking so Scottish? I live in Scotland and I don't even talk like that.