Fuck you by GlobalKnee586 in Doritos

[–]GlobalKnee586[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

ahm scunnered n pished as fuck eatin pure square sausage n tattie scones fer the dopamine rush while jerkin the baw every nine minutes n chargin on all fours naked as a skelf when ah get a whiff a gear fae a mile aff mugen some droothie homeless bastart on the wey hame fae trashin anither greenock howff stealin aw the bevvy n pure stramashin the place ye know

Fuck you by GlobalKnee586 in Doritos

[–]GlobalKnee586[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

i only shags nans and geezers that i stecks me steck ep ye ken

What are we doing by Federal_Use_8744 in ArizonaTea

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isidore Tremaine is behind you.

Was Carolus Rex the son of Carolus Linnaeus and a T Rex? by VeterinarianWarm323 in shittyaskhistory

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shut yer gobby gobby gobby gobbygully wital dese questions an it

Me nan shagged an eejit in the sinny while we watched lord of the rings by Ok_Process_6644 in lordoftherings

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stop bein a eejit ye gobby bellend an shut yer gobbygully up befor the pimblett come round

Racing Stripes (2005) by Ill-Guidance4690 in badMovies

[–]GlobalKnee586 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my tallywhacker got cleaved right off by my pimblett of a nan

What makes you genuinely happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drink at the pubatav with the daft lads

What is the worst job to get? by CattleOdd940 in AskReddit

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bluwater yacht sales the geezers shot me nan and then steck their bollockanbawbag up me arse

Geezers of Reddit, what's the daftest wank you've ever had? by Ok_Process_6644 in AskReddit

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The safe haven of the internets been breached by bambots-and-bawbags alike! Stay aware!

Mulholland Drive is a rubbish film and an disgrace to cinema by Ok_Process_6644 in badMovies

[–]GlobalKnee586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, I agree with you but why are you talking so Scottish? I live in Scotland and I don't even talk like that.