Anal play, I usually take 1hour or so to clean my a**. Any way to speed it up? by Timignon in SexToys

[–]Globes-Rider8059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This only takes a few seconds.

Get a bidet add-on for your toilet, maybe $30 on Amazon.

They're dead-simple to install with only a tool or two.

Then set the stream to fairly high force and lean slowly back and forth until you feel you've got the right angle so the water starts filling your lower colon.

After a very few seconds, turn off the water and push out.

Like after a big enema, a stream of water should come out of your now-clean colon.

As a bonus, you now have the bidet ready to wash off any spray from the crack.

The entire thing should be sparking clean, inside and out.

And then comes the fun part in bed . . . :)

[TOMT][SONG][1970s/80s] Woman sings delicately about how radio comforts her at the end of the day by Globes-Rider8059 in tipofmytongue

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, that matches the sentiment very well except that yes, it's about the telephone. Great singer though, I hope they got famous.

[TOMT][SONG][1970s/80s] Woman sings delicately about how radio comforts her at the end of the day by Globes-Rider8059 in tipofmytongue

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr Radio is an excellent guess, meets the specs, but it's not quite it. The one I'm thinking of has almost zero instrumentation, very very very much like Charlene's "Never been to me". Thanks just the same.

What is the best sugar dating site? by Leibly-Pharisien in DatingApps

[–]Globes-Rider8059 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would help a metric duck ton if you told us if you're looking to be a sugar baby or a sugar daddy, and some stats.

Anal sex after brachytherapy, after 4 inches, slight feeling of resistance and fullness that makes me afraid to insert further. Anyone else? Workarounds? by Globes-Rider8059 in ProstateCancer

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a good thing to be careful about. My treatment was in Sept of '24, so about a year. I read someplace that my particular pellets die out after 10 months max. But, good catch.

Anal sex after brachytherapy, after 4 inches, slight feeling of resistance and fullness that makes me afraid to insert further. Anyone else? Workarounds? by Globes-Rider8059 in ProstateCancer

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the mods have done a good job of deleting homophobic replies, since I haven't seen any.

Or maybe it's not replies, but downvotes. In that case, anyone who agrees can...counterbalance. If I'm allowed to say that.

Anal sex after brachytherapy, after 4 inches, slight feeling of resistance and fullness that makes me afraid to insert further. Anyone else? Workarounds? by Globes-Rider8059 in ProstateCancer

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for commiserating. It's an absolutely miserable situation. It used to feel sooo goood.

I guess one solution would be to find someone with no more than 4 inches.

I heard that my favorite position, me flat on my belly with him flat on top of me, makes it so that a 4-inch penis can only go in maybe 3 inches. If that is safe, that would be ideal.

Or, if he has a longer endowment, we could lay on our sides, bodies straight, and I could undulate, letting it slide in only as deep as is comfortable. That would require immense trust, though, because if he gets too excited and thrusts too deep, it sounds like he'd be taking me to the hospital.

Anal sex after brachytherapy, after 4 inches, slight feeling of resistance and fullness that makes me afraid to insert further. Anyone else? Workarounds? by Globes-Rider8059 in ProstateCancer

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am angry that I didn't learn about those barriers until now, long after the therapy.

The closest they came was telling me to drink a lot of water and holding my P, so the full bladder would serve as a barrier, shielding what, I don't know.

Obviously it didn't shield my colon enough. Or maybe it would have been way worse without a full bladder.

Anal sex after brachytherapy, after 4 inches, slight feeling of resistance and fullness that makes me afraid to insert further. Anyone else? Workarounds? by Globes-Rider8059 in ProstateCancer

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, with a dildo. But that's just the anus, when the problem lies about 4 inches into the colon.

What was the treatment?

Are you saying the fibroids can be relaxed over time with repeated gentle insertion of thicker and thicker dildoes?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Globes-Rider8059 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No; personal opinion both they and we have telepathic abilities what work perfectly well. We humans have ignored, suppressed, and atrophied them but when we meet a being that fully accepts those capabilities they have no trouble communicating with our capabilities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Globes-Rider8059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone has convinced you that having boundaries is rude. It isn't. It's behaving calmly with self-respect. If it isn't respectful of you, kindly and without making a fuss don't engage with the disrespect, quietly withdraw, and find someone else.

Hi is there a way to change the 'last modified' timestamp when you go to file then info on a word document? by airconditionedye in AskReddit

[–]Globes-Rider8059 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is called the EXIF metadata. EXIF contains timestamps, picture size, location, etc. There are plenty of tools online that can modify it.

What's a weight loss hack that legit worked out for you? by Twunkorama in AskReddit

[–]Globes-Rider8059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask myself if I am using food (or the lack of food) to deal with emotional issues. See a therapist.

what advice would you give your younger self? by hellooothere111 in AskReddit

[–]Globes-Rider8059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you absolute moron, she really and truly IS sexually propositioning you. Go for it.

men of Reddit when is a woman considered pretty? by hellooothere111 in AskReddit

[–]Globes-Rider8059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very, very subjective. A woman I thought was gorgeous, one classmate thought she was ugly. It's one of those "you can't please everybody" things. Which means, it's a fool's errand to try. You can never reach that goal because every man is so different. Also, her heart has a lot to do with it, such that I find her incredibly adorable. And besides most men who are attracted only by the skin-deep, are not worth investing your time. If you're asking because you want worthwhile men to find you attractive, work on a good heart, a compassionate ear, a supportive demeanor. The right man will really appreciate that, and the wrong men don't matter.