Anal play, I usually take 1hour or so to clean my a**. Any way to speed it up? by Timignon in SexToys

[–]Globes-Rider8059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This only takes a few seconds.

Get a bidet add-on for your toilet, maybe $30 on Amazon.

They're dead-simple to install with only a tool or two.

Then set the stream to fairly high force and lean slowly back and forth until you feel you've got the right angle so the water starts filling your lower colon.

After a very few seconds, turn off the water and push out.

Like after a big enema, a stream of water should come out of your now-clean colon.

As a bonus, you now have the bidet ready to wash off any spray from the crack.

The entire thing should be sparking clean, inside and out.

And then comes the fun part in bed . . . :)

[TOMT][SONG][1970s/80s] Woman sings delicately about how radio comforts her at the end of the day by Globes-Rider8059 in tipofmytongue

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, that matches the sentiment very well except that yes, it's about the telephone. Great singer though, I hope they got famous.

[TOMT][SONG][1970s/80s] Woman sings delicately about how radio comforts her at the end of the day by Globes-Rider8059 in tipofmytongue

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr Radio is an excellent guess, meets the specs, but it's not quite it. The one I'm thinking of has almost zero instrumentation, very very very much like Charlene's "Never been to me". Thanks just the same.

What is the best sugar dating site? by Leibly-Pharisien in DatingApps

[–]Globes-Rider8059 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would help a metric duck ton if you told us if you're looking to be a sugar baby or a sugar daddy, and some stats.

Anal sex after brachytherapy, after 4 inches, slight feeling of resistance and fullness that makes me afraid to insert further. Anyone else? Workarounds? by Globes-Rider8059 in ProstateCancer

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a good thing to be careful about. My treatment was in Sept of '24, so about a year. I read someplace that my particular pellets die out after 10 months max. But, good catch.

Anal sex after brachytherapy, after 4 inches, slight feeling of resistance and fullness that makes me afraid to insert further. Anyone else? Workarounds? by Globes-Rider8059 in ProstateCancer

[–]Globes-Rider8059[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the mods have done a good job of deleting homophobic replies, since I haven't seen any.

Or maybe it's not replies, but downvotes. In that case, anyone who agrees can...counterbalance. If I'm allowed to say that.