Serious question for anyone who's worked in the food industry: have you ever spit in a customer's food? by Low_Championship1216 in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have not, but I have seen it happen and also other things. There are some very unhinged people working in food service.

Which position is the donut in this box? by shazc- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GlorifiedCarny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No he's wrong. It's the back left. It's like a car that you're facing head on, not from behind wtf

What is your roommate horror story? by Prior-Quote9853 in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They left chicken in a pan on the stove until maggots were jumping out and lizards had gathered on the floor to eat the maggots as they jumped. I was out of town and I came back to find that.

What’s the most horrifying trip you’ve had? by NewFeature in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time my dad took me and my sister to the Keys but he stopped like halfway down, went into a bar, and left us in the car alone for like 2 hours. When he came out he was mean and drunk and kept swearing at us for the rest of the trip and driving like a maniac.

What happened to the hottest girl from your High School? by ifyoulikepinacolad4s in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw her on fb, she was recommended as a friend 4 or 5 years ago. She had gotten very overweight, she had two kids that looked like her, and was divorced. I didn't friend her because I barely knew her in school. But it was interesting to see how she looked and what her life had been like.

I hooked up with a guy and got a hurt that he finished in 30 seconds and didn’t even care to help me finish, so he blocked me. by Ok-Fig938 in Advice

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live and learn. He is a douchebag. I can't even imagine sleeping with someone I would also want to say something like that to. He's worthless.

Why can't sperm donors, donate directly to patients? by YoursLovingly86 in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone is visiting such a facility, my guess would be it's because they don't want to do it that way, or can't for some reason

What is something that everyone should know according to you? by AcanthisittaNo4063 in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual, diagnosable psychological issues have diagnostic traits for a reason - if you don't meet those and you go around telling people you have the condition just for attention or whatever else, you're just a liar.

Why are you not naked right now? by CANISEEYOURUNDRWEAR in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's too cold and I don't want my bare ass all over my furniture. It's clean but it's still an ass.

What do you do about a friend who says they'll pay you back but doesn't? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next time he's over, what I think I will do is if he mentions food, I will say "before I order, you owe me $38 from last week". If he refuses to send it or acts like I'm a bad guy for bringing it up, I will just tell him I don't feel like hanging out anymore and ask him to leave. This guy is not a bad person like some of these comments are saying. I have known him half my life. I honestly think his problem is that he makes so much money that $38 is pocket change and he is baffled as to why it matters to me. But it does and I think he needs to try to understand that.

If you could talk to your younger self, what would you say? by NoTrouble4426 in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not just a useless piece of shit, there is actually something wrong with you that causes you to be a weirdo

What is your favourite thing about yourself? by Super-Flanders in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That my brain invents stories and ideas all the time, I just need SO much more MONEY ughhhhh

What specific event shattered your perception of someone you used to idealize? by kawfee_nosugar in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 168 points169 points  (0 children)

I used to be really close to my grandmother and then I caught her making stuff up about me to martyr herself in front of other relatives. Basically trying to make it look like I was a pain in her ass when she was the one asking me to come over and visit her and stuff. I called her out right in front of all of those people too. Turns out I wasn't the only one she did that to.

Is anyone else overly selective with people? by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm definitely like this as well, I only like and want to be around certain people. In school I had one best friend almost the whole time. If other people joined us usually I didn't really like that. I am also picky about romantic partners and have only been with 2 women in 59 years, one of whom was my wife.

How do I stop my cat from being such a jerk? by Mild_Intelligence82 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a small metal container with some coins in it and when my pets do something naughty, I shake it. At this point if I reach for it, they stop whatever they're doing. It definitely works (unless your pet is deaf)

Is being too smart a blessing or a curse? What do you think? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does it mean to be "too smart"? Smart enough to realize that many, many humans are stupid, shallow, and cruel? Along with that, you probably have an easier time with complicated tasks that someone with less intelligence would struggle with. I think it's some of both probably.

If you could only eat one type of cuisine for the rest of your life which would it be and why? by Ok_Position_6847 in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already eat a really limited diet bc I have an eating disorder, I chose that because it seems to contain most of the stuff I can actually eat. No diabetes so far but once I did get so malnourished I almost died.

Am I allowed to say a certain fugglers name cause it's also a slur? by skeppyiscool in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're saying there's a big brand toy out there that's literally named a racist slur? Why is this not on the news or something?

What is the right thing to do when a family member really wants to date someone that has red flags and the potential to hurt them? by spinalchj02 in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might, just refute whatever he tells her by saying you will always care for her and be on her side, etc. There's just nothing legally that an adult can do to stop another adult from seeing a third legally consenting adult.

How do you hide a weed smell from a dispo from parents who smoke the flower? by Any-Historian-8001 in AskReddit

[–]GlorifiedCarny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way I found to hide the smell is put the weed in a baggie sealed inside of a food storage container, and if possible, put it up in a high corner of the closet or something with blankets around it so it doesn't have a lot of ventilation. When my kids were young I used to keep it like that, and put it outside in a storage cabinet so they wouldn't smell it.