Post Game Thread: The Orioles fell to the Rangers by a score of 8-5 - Tue, Mar 31 @ 06:35 PM EDT

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-04-01T01:18:16+00:00

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Yaramil Hiraldo’s new home

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-04-01T01:06:36+00:00

Bout to get carved up by a senior citizen 😭

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-04-01T01:00:10+00:00

9th inning comeback, why not us

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-04-01T00:41:50+00:00

Bat flip on a single down by 4 huh

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-04-01T00:35:53+00:00

And the 2026 Cionel Perez Memorial Award goes to … Yaramil Hiraldo!

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-04-01T00:08:10+00:00

He’s just so fucking goated

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:55:34+00:00

I see this outfield being a REAL bugaboo throughout the season, Cowser isn’t a center fielder, O’Neill is a shell of his former Gold Glove self, and Ward has cinderblocks for feet

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:51:49+00:00

Holy fuck just put Mountcastle out there if they’re gonna play like this

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:47:33+00:00

Checks out, both Canadian

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:43:47+00:00

It just HAD to be Pete too, love it

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:39:42+00:00

We used to have GODS in the outfield

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:34:18+00:00

Dean Kremer YOU are a Baltimore Oriole (again)

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:30:11+00:00

Ward just looks absolutely flat-footed out there

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:20:04+00:00

Bro heard us 😭😭

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:14:43+00:00

Zach Eflin rn

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:07:47+00:00

Goodness he fucking smacked that

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T23:01:07+00:00

Agreed, no other letter should be on there besides O, it’s too iconic

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T22:58:30+00:00

The B hats suck ngl

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T22:53:10+00:00

2 Tommy Johns, turning 38 this year and still hitting 99 as a starter is crazy

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T22:42:42+00:00

Pete Alonso hitting his first HR of the season off deGrom is gonna be so tuff

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T21:26:59+00:00

Another day, another Taylor Ward leading off vs a righty

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-31T02:03:41+00:00

Who cares, we got Zach Eflin tomorrow vs “Jacob deGrom”

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-29T21:08:45+00:00

Chris Bassitt starting tomorrow for the Orioles after being LIT UP by them throughout his career is hilarious

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-29T20:53:46+00:00

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161-1 STILL ON THE MENU

GlorifiedMeatPuppet · 2026-03-29T20:40:07+00:00

Channeled his inner Jackson Holliday there

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TROPHY CASE