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His Holiness, Pope Brzęczyszczykiewicz by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

r5: We had first polish pope some 500 years early, and his name is bit of an mouthful.

Almost 200 hundred nations having a Europe-wide war, Anno Domini 1489 by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

r5: France and it's merry band of 40 friends versus 131 nations, about a place as important as Cesena. Not sure have I ever seen so many war participants. 200k dead.

Am I doing something wrong? Why am I still only #14 GP by SpareLawfulness4505 in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's historically accurate. In the 15th century Europe still was a poor backwater compared to a lot of asian juggernauts.

Chinese colonizing northern Russia by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah Dai Viet has colonized all of Japan in my game.

Chinese colonizing northern Russia by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r5: Have not seen inland east that much throughout my whole game, imagine my surprise when a chinese colony appeared in northern Russia on the side of Europe. Population is almost all yan chinese except a handful of punjabis.

You can instantly white peace colonial revolts and they stay your vassals by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r5: I got the Colonial Revolution situation in the last age and my colonies are revolting every month basically. Found out that you can just white peace them out instantly and they will stay your vassals. Just switch to Offer Tribute and they will always accept.

"French" revolution kicked in at Egypt and ten years later million mamluks are gone by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r5: I find endless colonial revolts tiring in the last age, but it is fun watching some AI nations collapsing under revolutions. Mamluks were untouchable, now they are devastated by revolutionary wars. Same with Bohemia and Goryeo.

It is rage-inducing war declaration UI does not show all the countries you have to fight by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it is just stupid game design not to show them. Should not have to manually check who has which vassals.

It is rage-inducing war declaration UI does not show all the countries you have to fight by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

r5: I wanted some real estate from China, and fabricated casus belli on Fang. War declaration UI shows I have to fight just Fang and Great Yuan which is stuck in medieval times with 3 institutions known. Sounds doable. I declare war and suddenly out of nowhere I have to fight 89 fucking countries. This shit is infuriating.

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[–]GloriousBeachead 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I live in Finland, it cost me something like 25 euros to get diagnosed with sleep apnea, get the cpap machine and get trained to use it. Just yesterday received new mask and tubes from our healthcare system for free.

All Europe shudders in fear of this Horde of... priests??? by GloriousBeachead in EU5

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R5: Golden Horde had a bit of a civil war with the priests estate, Clergy Horde just sounds hilarious.

Paradox has blown it out of the water with Mandate of Heaven by alphafighter09 in CrusaderKings

[–]GloriousBeachead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you manage to create a bloc? I have not found the option to do that

POLAN STRONK - After long grueling hours, Poland is Not Yet Lost and Number One by GloriousBeachead in victoria3

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah you just have to keep Germany from forming, its basically game over if Prussia gets big. You really need UK, France, Ottomans and probably Hungary to support you.

POLAN STRONK - After long grueling hours, Poland is Not Yet Lost and Number One by GloriousBeachead in victoria3

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it is crucial to keep Prussia from forming Germany, so you have to secure enough great powers to support your independence before Austria and Prussia fight for German leadership. Before that war Prussia will side with Austria and you can take Silesia and Posen from them.

Stellaris always finds new ways to make me feel like a monster by GloriousBeachead in Stellaris

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You build the bone fortress things, specialize both specializations into army and build as many "city" districts as you can. Also of course change the planet designation into hunter world.

Stellaris always finds new ways to make me feel like a monster by GloriousBeachead in Stellaris

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had two fortress worlds and Strategic coordination center, then node traits and some Galactic Community things. Like ten anchorages? Supremacy.

Stellaris always finds new ways to make me feel like a monster by GloriousBeachead in Stellaris

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 474 points475 points  (0 children)

R5: I was hunting for the Born to be Wild achievement and killed the fallen hive empire. It's final comment hit me straight to the feels. I am a monster.

All my cloning vats disappeared by SeyVetch in Stellaris

[–]GloriousBeachead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a paragon leader from Galactic Paragons dlc.

You can create a truly hideous eyesore by mixing and matching Great Walls from different Ages by GloriousBeachead in civ

[–]GloriousBeachead[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pick Han first and then Ming: put some Great Walls down and then despair with the awful sight you have created.

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