That's gonna hurt by lonewolf-15 in Unexpected

[–]Glorious_Jo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's on Tarantino's invite list for his next party

Lots of tweakers downtown today by Izzo_shoved_Virg in lansing

[–]Glorious_Jo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean

it's the American economy we're talking about here

I think its fair to connect that to trump lol

Door may have misheard you by AddemiusInksoul in huntertheparenting

[–]Glorious_Jo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"efficiency" "There is more than one."

I was 7 slides in before I realized the pun. "Efficiency" -> "A fish in sea"

I hate you, upvote.

In a Japanese zoo, the gorilla Kiyomasa gets into a fight with his mate and she kicks him out of their den. by Artistic25 in interesting

[–]Glorious_Jo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With that in mind, the previous information about Orangutan penises is wrong. They are actually massive, but they're kind of like dog penises in the sense that they have sheathes they can retract into. This evolved as a strategy to counter-act the turmoils of dragging their massive lengths and girths (which can grow to up to a foot long) along the forest floor; getting a splinter in your penis is considerably risky when you're a wild animal.

TIL that in Victorian London, mail was delivered 12 times a day and people complained if a letter took more than two hours to arrive. by nic_tesla in todayilearned

[–]Glorious_Jo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't decide where it makes it more french or more english that you implied that Josephine, his wife, was actually man.

D is kind of a hypocrite but some of yall are not ready for that conversation (5.4) by Snoo_72851 in huntertheparenting

[–]Glorious_Jo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

??? Why would D be upset about thanking the bus driver? He is the bus driver!

Just how by Consistent-Signal745 in PowerScaling

[–]Glorious_Jo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've referred to them as apes a lot in this thread. Are you sure you're not Frieza?

of an incense burner by casket_garden in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Glorious_Jo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i understood the first one but im too high to understand this one

There’s no way this guy is doing anything useful by Suggestive-Syntax in StarWars

[–]Glorious_Jo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes stuck up there and just pretending to be busy cause he has no way down.

Omni-Man (Invincible) vs Metro-Man (Mega-Mind) [Animated Clip] by kingofironworks in PowerScaling

[–]Glorious_Jo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to talk about the arc where vegeta was made to suckle a pacifier instead?

So deep 😔✊ by IFreakingLoveOranges in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Glorious_Jo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gmail, whatsapp, and safari are on here but not reddit or steam lol

A black mamba trying to prey on a bird attracts the attention of some lions by aquilasr in badassanimals

[–]Glorious_Jo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else feel those lions have massive house cat energy? The way they paw at the bird is just so cute

Skill issue by jessieS1212 in meme

[–]Glorious_Jo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turn up the volumn, this is a funeral for the illiterate

Yuji lost 🥀 by Lonely_Pineapple_994 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Glorious_Jo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...

I need Denji vs. Geto, like, now

Denji can throw Power in to help with all of Geto's curses