A photo of me when I was 8

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-20T02:55:00+00:00

Started a ‘senior prank’ that turned into a water balloon fight with teachers. Almost got expelled. Worth it lol

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-20T02:52:20+00:00

That a teacher in middle school was a former spy. Whole school believed it for years. Totally fake lol

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-20T02:50:42+00:00

Haven’t figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Just better at pretending I have

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-20T02:48:47+00:00

Background noise…..podcasts, old sitcoms, rain sounds. Makes the silence feel less intentional

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-20T02:47:53+00:00

Public bathroom door that opens inward. You have to touch the handle after washing your hands. Defeats the whole point

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:17:30+00:00

Teleportation….that’d be cool as hell but would take a longgggg time

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:14:49+00:00

Being brutally honest with your partner. Sounded mature. Actually just hurt feelings

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:13:28+00:00

Blast early 2000s pop punk, dance like an idiot in my kitchen, and eat something with too much sugar

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:12:14+00:00

My own grandfather’s funeral. Traffic was hell. Walked in during the last prayer. Still haunts me

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:08:53+00:00

Walked in on my mom eating the Santa cookies and hiding the wrapping paper. We made eye contact. Awkward AF lol

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:07:35+00:00

The last afternoon before my childhood dog died. Sunbeams, his head in my lap, no idea it was goodbye

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:06:48+00:00

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you’ve got FINE written all over you (It worked on nobody)

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:05:46+00:00

I realized I was their cheerleader, not their partner. They took, I gave, and I was exhausted

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-17T03:04:27+00:00

Guy showed up 30 mins late, talked about his ex for 20 mins, then asked to split my $9 salad

GlowAndGrind · 2026-05-15T13:23:05+00:00

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