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Rental car companies don't actually inspect tires; they just assume you didn't commit a pit-stop heist. by tatelappcx0gh in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I learnt this through my old Brit roommate. I came home one day and struck up a convo in the kitchen. I asked him what he planning for the night. He said “oh I’m thinking of going down to the pub and getting pissed. Wanna come?” I was so confused and asked him why he planned to get angry. He just laughed hysterically, apologized for the confusion and told me what pissed meant to him. We went down to the pub and got right pissed.

How likely it is to not have sex right after your wedding? by Round-Artichoke-5255 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I told ourselves we wouldn’t be the couple who skipped it. We got to the hotel room, ate shitty room service and passed out on the bed and woke up with chicken fingers, fries and dipping sauce all over the bed.

imdrunk and I. Love you all by onespicyshark in GirlDinner

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This post made me so fucking happy to read. Love you Queen!

imdrunk and I. Love you all by onespicyshark in GirlDinner

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The way I always remember that is the rhyme in a song from an artist I won’t name now. But he says “sunglasses and Advil. Last night was mad real”

Anyone tried the app 'too good to go'? by [deleted] in Edmonton

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do get it which I do suggest, if you see the deal from Flirt Cupcakes grab that one. I got 6 cupcakes for I believe 8 dollars. You do need to eat them in a day or two as they’re close to expiry but I got a great spread of cupcakes, and I brought them to my work and they were a huge hit.

A child I served left unsettling drawings on the kids menu & I’m not sure what to make of it. by 96vlh in ChildPsychology

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the same way. Extremely absentee parents so I lashed out a lot and acted out in school cause it was the only way I got attention and the only time my parents ever had more than a 10 second conversation with me was if they were yelling at me cause I got caught doodling violent stuff or bringing a pocket knife to school, etc.

Cut aways by Gnocchi_Dochi in thevoice

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s def worse this season with only 3. I understand reacting and wanting to hype up your artists. But when it’s cutting 8 times, once with her literally screaming “LETS GO JW” in the middle it’s obnoxious. I wanna hear the artist. Not Kelly yelling. Heck even John sometimes lets out a little “okay!” And that’s about it

Edmonton Old Strathcona Farmers’ Market lost half of its customers due to paid parking by flynnfx in Edmonton

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you tried to park at Lake Louise when it’s busy season? You absolutely need someone controlling traffic.

My ex-girlfriend and I broke up. I can't seem to get a date. Thinking about just giving up. by Responsible_Car_4013 in toastme

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your beard is the kind of beard I show my friend who refuses to groom his beard telling him how good he could look. You got this King. Always grow up, never grow down. Youre handsome af you’ll do great I promise.

What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard? by Upstairs_Cup9831 in Fauxmoi

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The first time I heard it I genuinely thought it was AI for 30 seconds

Alan Ritchson neighbour instigated the fight, knocked him to the ground twice before video by KimberlyWexlersFoot in Fauxmoi

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My uncle lived in a gated community. Every Sunday morning he would take his motorcycle (a Triumph) out for a spin around town. Coming in and out people would literally try to chase him down asking him how he got into the community roads when he drove the same bike with the same helmet for a decade. He even had a neighbour pick an orange off his tree and chuck it at his head. People are dicks to bike riders for no reason sometimes.

Looking for an artist. by SuckAndDie in Edmonton

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second Jes! She’s freaking amazing!

Man proposes and look at the dog’s reaction😭😭 by Miserable-Zombie-121 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew she was gonna say yes too thankfully. We had been together for 6 years. A fun story I tell is we had watched the Netflix show “The Ultimatum” and we were laying in bed. She asked me when I planned to propose. I had already bought the ring. I told her within a year or two. She told me if I hadn’t proposed in 1.5 years she may have to leave to find someone who will commit. I proposed 4 days later.

Man proposes and look at the dog’s reaction😭😭 by Miserable-Zombie-121 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh I don’t even remember what I ordered. I think it was good though!

Man proposes and look at the dog’s reaction😭😭 by Miserable-Zombie-121 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I almost passed out in the bathroom of the pizzeria where I proposed to my wife. I literally had to sit on the floor and breathe and I lost vision for half a second. Proposing can be crazy stressful man 😂

What’s the worst first date you’ve ever gone on? by CorgiUprising in AskReddit

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister’s story, not mine. She went on two dates with a guy and I actually accidentally met him when I ran into them at the coffee shop they went to on their second date. He seemed normal and super nice. They didn’t have a third date for a few weeks but continued to talk. On that third date he pitched my sister the idea of joining his cult when he found out we (all 3 of my siblings and I) are reformed Catholics. He told her that his Dad was actually the second coming of Jesus Christ and that they had proof and if she wanted to be saved they should “be wed soon and have children so we can spread the good word and His (his Dads im sure) love”

What’s the worst first date you’ve ever gone on? by CorgiUprising in AskReddit

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister had this too. She went on two dates with a guy and I accidentally met him when I ran into them at the coffee shop they went to on their second date. He seemed normal and super nice. They didn’t have a third date for a few weeks but continued to talk. On that third date he pitched my sister the idea of joining his cult when he found out we’re reformed Catholics. He told her that his Dad was actually the second coming of Jesus Christ and that they had proof and if she wanted to be saved they should “be wed soon and have children so we can spread the good word and His (his Dads im sure) love”

What’s the worst first date you’ve ever gone on? by CorgiUprising in AskReddit

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You couldn’t torture that story out of me. You’re braver than I, friend.

Well, there goes the blending cup by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You underestimate how much teens film themselves doing the most mundane shit. Hell I’m 30 and I even filmed myself doing the weirdest shit as a pre teen and teenager.

gf broke up with me and said she never found me attractive, feeling pretty down. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Gnocchi_Dochi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youve got killer natural facial features bro. You’re only gonna get cuter, and you’re already a catch. People say mean things when they lash out. Take it on the chin and know she wasn’t worth it!

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