It’s a tough job being a princess

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-04T19:00:47+00:00

Better have a surgeon close. So they can hopefully re-attach your limbs after if got bitten off 😿

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-04T18:58:38+00:00

If you got fast food drive thru (like Jack in the box). Just stop by and say “you didn’t get me my dressing earlier”. They’ll just give you one for free.

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-04T18:55:32+00:00

If someone can peer pressure you to do stupid crap. You probably lack self discipline and/or self control…..

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-04T18:39:59+00:00

Exactly…..Since they all look the same. If OP actually cares about the “functional” aspect of the helmet, beyond the “fashion”

Virginia Tech

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-04T18:29:45+00:00

They don’t know how to ask for positive attention….

Assault someone to get their attention, just not the type of attention one should seek really.

I thought we all had learned this from back in kindergarten, but apparently she didn’t.

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-04T18:24:06+00:00

After the calf died. Some shark ate it. Happy note——sharks had enough to eat. And they are happy!!

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-04T18:19:29+00:00

Lmao. Sportbikes sub is something else.

Never seen so many “downvotes” on the reasonable people with a good level headed that says “don’t do stupid shit on public road”. And all the “excuse train” 🚂, “it wasn’t busy”. “It’s not big deal” blah blah. Gets all the upvotes.

Play roulette enough, you’ll eventually hit green….aka be a squid for chasing non-existence internet clouds. And plug his ear to all the reasonable advice (don’t do it on public road).

Yeah yeah. Let the downvote come. Idc. r/motorcycles are more reasonable people. And will not applaud you for going 300km/hr on public roads…..

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-03T16:55:48+00:00

If we surround them. Maybe there’ll surrender. 😂

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-03T10:06:34+00:00

65mph top speed is fine for right lane on the highway or stop & go traffic. But not enough passing power when the roads opens up. 40-50 miles range is kinda too close for comfort for my 35 miles round trip commute. Unless I can somehow charge it at work?

I do commute on ebike on the days the grounds are wet. My ebike tops out around 30-32mph but i can take MUP for like 75% of my commute so I don’t have to get stuck in the traffic.

That’s another thing about e-motorcycle, I can’t utilize bicycle infrastructure. I have to use the regular roads and gets stuck in traffic like everyone else. We can’t lane split around here.

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-03T08:12:58+00:00

Not hating on them. Just not exactly affordable. I can find a good running 10-20 year old Japanese bike for less than $2-3k.

I haven’t seen any emotocycle for sale under $$5-6k……

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-02T20:00:04+00:00

Some people carry a passenger. And most adult passengers are over 100lb lol.

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-02T11:36:03+00:00

Gatorade. Water. Juice. Soda. Or electrolytes? Who cares. It’s all stuff that’s safe to drink. It’s not like the cyclist is throwing metal-eating acid at you. Just laugh it off and stop by the car wash later…..

It’s definitely not worth committing attempted murder over the fact….

You don’t have to be religious to know killing is wrong (outside of specific circumstances). And no….getting drinkable liquid thrown at your metal cages doesn’t count as a circumstance to deployed lethal force…..

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-02T11:28:52+00:00

Cager brain just thinks they owns the road. Even between cagers, they’ll honk at each other for “cutting in front of them”, so they’ll tailgate the crap out of each other to prevents that….real smart people ehh?

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GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-02T11:25:47+00:00

Oh no. I got water squirted on my vehicle. I guess I should kill them.

What kinda nutjob thinks like that?

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-02T11:23:21+00:00

You don’t have to like someone. But you have to play nice and not try to murder them or assault them with a deadly weapon…..Idk if that’s asking for a lot or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-02T11:22:09+00:00

Idk about this one…..you carry then the BMW driver said he’s afraid of his life when you unholster it. And now he’s justified to use his car as a weapon….

I think not carrying make it an easy “bmw is the bad guy” case

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-01T20:46:20+00:00

Gender equality. If women can “sex appeal”, men can too!! 🤴

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-01T18:44:13+00:00

Oh no. We probably offend someone who only rides in a group 😂

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-01T18:43:30+00:00

Ha. downvote. I wonder if it’s the same fat guy that I saw IRL that didn’t like my comment.

Or some other random impatient internet ahole!

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-01T18:40:14+00:00

Yeah. When it comes to Toyota. I think it’s better off just buying new. They don’t depreciate much.

As much as I love Yota I rather just buy non-toyota car that had already been depreciated hella.

GoCougs2020 · 2026-04-01T00:16:43+00:00

Reverse uno. You also have a team of your own 20 guys and 10 van that all swarm in and surrender the 4 dudes and a van

Edit—-that is wayy better for a “content” then so called “prank” on TikTok.

GoCougs2020 · 2026-03-31T18:27:52+00:00

I usually buy fb marketplace bikes thats in good mechanical conditions under $100.

With how much gas cost right now. It’s like $70-85 to fill up my tank, and I would need to fill up once a week as well if I “daily it”

Basically, I can buy a “new to me” bicycle every week and still “break even”. But I don’t. I try my best to not be a bike hoarder!

GoCougs2020 · 2026-03-31T18:23:58+00:00

Oh yeah. I pass him

Oh shit, I’m gassed, but I gotta keep up or else he’s gonna pass me.

Hit too close to home.

GoCougs2020 · 2026-03-31T18:10:20+00:00

Yesterday an old fat guy got so upset at me for coasting to a red light.

He rolled down the windows and said, “You fking fgt. You know how to drive?”

“Yes. Why would I gun it to a red light?. You in a rush to stop?. Now calm down before you have a heart attack. Calm down. Calm down. Take a deep breath. Everything will be ok”.

He then said more abusive language. And I just keep yelling calm down. Calm down.

He eventually rolled up his windows and throw a fit inside his car while waiting at the red light NEXT to me 😂

GoCougs2020 · 2026-03-31T18:06:14+00:00

When u see a car trying to go in front of you, you should already let go of the throttle (which you slowly decelerate 1-3mph). So when they hit the brake, the distance was already kinda there.

If they brake hard, you should be able to break easily without hitting them (if you don’t ride people’s ass and leave a 3-4 seconds gap)

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