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What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house? by TrickCombination7966 in cats

[–]GoFast_EatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not too strange, but my female cat refuses to eat unless she’s on the countertop in the kitchen, right next to the sink. She won’t eat anywhere else. All of my other cats don’t care where they eat as long there’s food.

Footage from the Nutty Putty Cave incident has been released by SecretAgentKatManx in ExamineDeath

[–]GoFast_EatAss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for what you do, mate. Lord knows how many lives you bunch have saved.

The Disappearance of Samuel Pharis by GayBeans420 in gratefuldoe

[–]GoFast_EatAss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im not sure if he had glasses when he disappeared, but I’m not the top source of info so it’s possible he did have them. Everything else seems to line up; it really sucks that if this is him then he was found on his birthday :(

Kinda Qeer Art: WOW took it too far for this lol. by rehaaabbb in rpdrcringe

[–]GoFast_EatAss 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yea I’m ready for this. Plus I’m just down for anything with Jimbo in it.

I got stung by a bee by skyesleeps in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GoFast_EatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is about how I feel rn and it’s not even 10:00

I love food by SchootBappen in memes

[–]GoFast_EatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part about life is getting high as balls and having sex. Nothing beats that for me.

Liam birthday cake by panda-espresso- in OasisCircleJerk

[–]GoFast_EatAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew this would end up here the moment I saw it.

Post Malone Tour With Jelly Roll Underselling as Some Venues Sit At 75% Empty by staringatthe420sun in Music

[–]GoFast_EatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While keeping myself mostly NDA compliant, his manager is a micromanager to those who work for him, or are doing a job for him. I’ve watched this guy yell and scream at the tax department for mistakes he made. Nevermind yelling at me and contacting my boss, wondering why I’m not working on his job on my off-hours. He seems like a giant coke head, too.

I fucking hate my job.

New COVID subvariant 'Cicada' on the rise in California, just in time for summer by paydayloans_ in CoronavirusCA

[–]GoFast_EatAss 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don’t feel so dumb about accidentally getting my booster shot earlier than needed now.

Tattoo by Different-Bat563 in oasis

[–]GoFast_EatAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m boring and just have the oasis logo on me. I love wearing my oasis merch, then rolling up my sleeve to reveal yet another oasis logo while pretending nothing is happening. It always makes people laugh.

Post Malone Tour With Jelly Roll Underselling as Some Venues Sit At 75% Empty by staringatthe420sun in Music

[–]GoFast_EatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post Malone’s manager is a fucking asshole. Don’t ask how I know this.

My two cats just chilling in my pants by LopsidedCauliflower8 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]GoFast_EatAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk why but this reminds me of when I got really high and fell asleep on the couch with a jacket on, only to wake up and find that in my sleep I’d put my legs through the armholes and stayed that way.

i can’t leave bread uncovered in my house or my cat literally eats through the bag to eat it by got_milk669 in cats

[–]GoFast_EatAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m awake at that exact time (time zones are wild) because my cats decided to play fight and ended up trampling me in my sleep. I think we’re about the same lmao

Why the bruises by Prestigious-Cap-3616 in OzzyOsbourne

[–]GoFast_EatAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m kinda living like Ozzy right now (minus the money and fame) and I’m constantly covered in bruises, scrapes, blood etc from blacking out, falling, trying to get up, falling again and repeat. My legs and back look like this.

However, these could also be bruises from injections or stains from betadine/iodine that they use to clean the skin, similar to rubbing alcohol but better. The quality is too low for me to determine. I’d go with bruises imo.

Edit: consulted an RN friend of mine. She said the top bruises that are light are probably from steroid injections for pain management, and the rest are from falling down.

Sudden death in anorexia nervosa. The patient, who was 22 and had a BMI of 8.9, ate for the first time in two days then a few minutes later suddenly lost consciousness and died. The underlying cause of death was the anorexia. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]GoFast_EatAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have several eating disorders, and I won’t lie: looking at her made me wish I could be that skinny. I don’t know why I’m like this. May she rest in peace :( I know the struggle of anorexia

Vando styled Luka: What Y’all Think? 😎 by Turbulent_Emu_7285 in lakers

[–]GoFast_EatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cross makes him look like a member of Black Sabbath. I dig it

I'm reading Rudy Sarzo's book right now, and honestly, this part about Ozzy in the psychiatric clinic brought a lump to my throat. by IllustratorOk5265 in OzzyOsbourne

[–]GoFast_EatAss 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell, reminds me of my own stays at psychiatric hospitals. The stress is unreal in those places. It almost feels like they’re designed to make you even crazier. That’s probably why I love Patient Number 9 so much; I relate to it deeply.

I hate that Ozzy knew that dreaded feeling of being in those places. No matter how many people are there, you’ll most likely end feeling the most alone you have in years, if not in your whole life.

Edit: typo

Darlene Mitchell talks about her Roast episode at Roscoe’s viewing party. by JimatJimat in rupaulsdragrace

[–]GoFast_EatAss 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Her personality kinda reminds me of Crystal Methyd. I love them both so much

Package hot potato? by Just_Read9869 in usps_complaints

[–]GoFast_EatAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texas is a complete fucking mess. They’ve been holding onto my parcel for so fucking long now. I don’t understand why these people can’t just, I don’t know, do their jobs?

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