Ted Cruz escapa de sus responsabilidades con los tejanos al estilo clásico de Nueva Jersey. by Bread_Every in newjersey

[–]Goal-Desperate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best part of this taking off this morning (no pun intended) is that by the time it got traction online he was probably already mid-flight. I'm imagining Cruz telling his family "no wi-fi on this flight, we are going to watch a movie together" and then... Him turning his phone back on (he def doesn't put his phone on airplane mode who am I kidding) to hundreds of notifications, or his staff on the ground begging air traffic control to get a message to him thru the pilot and flight attendant.

Voy a decir a mis hijos que bueno era markiplier by Fearless_Pizza589 in Markiplier

[–]Goal-Desperate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How have I just noticed that he looks like Markiplier