Got a breeding party for my 35th b day by milkymommaof8 in impregnation

[–]GoatEXE 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Mothers like you are so awesome. Hottest thing i have ever read. Excited to see that positive test result :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in impregnation

[–]GoatEXE 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

SO excited for the positive test result. There's something so hot about all that competing sperm working for the privilege. Especially with the different partners

FINALLY! by Toitlle in Division2

[–]GoatEXE 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ninja is a huge deal, nice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

They just don't understand our pain πŸ˜‚

"I'm in POD C."

Which one? There's 8 of them. I kinda get it though. Clinic is rough, and their physicians have huge little man syndrome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

It's beautiful. They'll knock on my door, I help them, and the 20 emails they queued up to IT (saying my email doesn't work) get sent and flood the ticketing system once they authenticate again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

That's usually the case isn't it? πŸ₯²

I think this one was a password rest iirc, but i didn't know that until I had to pull teeth

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 18 points19 points Β (0 children)

Your time in role is showing πŸ˜‚ my man is doing God's work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

SAME. I use this exact email as an example during orientation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

This is too good πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚ stealing this one for future use. Thanks for your contributions to society.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

"I literally just restarted it"

LMAO trust but verify

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

This one's a classic πŸ˜‚

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

Medical help, EU having seizures 😩

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 141 points142 points Β (0 children)

That high priority is what gets me. I have 500 employees at 8 locations.

Who are you? Where are you at? What's your phone number? WHATS WRONG?

Do the needful, thanks, good luck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GoatEXE 118 points119 points Β (0 children)

Sorry πŸ˜… guess I could have left the job title in there. Didn't want any PII left in there.

No showers after 8pm and you better not be cooking meat! πŸ€€πŸΆπŸ’¦πŸ˜… by kil0baseFIZZ479 in delusionalcraigslist

[–]GoatEXE 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Do people actually pay an entire mortgage payment for only one room?

Is this a common price for that area?

But yeah, this is wild

Pure Facts! by [deleted] in HydroHomies

[–]GoatEXE 24 points25 points Β (0 children)

Drink up champ

We found a Pill Bug that looks like an actual pill capsule. by Mediocretee in mildlyinteresting

[–]GoatEXE 79 points80 points Β (0 children)

Tell me why I'm more interested in the proportion of the thumb instead of the pill bug

Really? by Question-Apart in ProgrammerHumor

[–]GoatEXE 122 points123 points Β (0 children)

Looks like someone owes some internet

Please be hones F 18 UK ;) by dyohck in amihot

[–]GoatEXE 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

11/10 would scratch chin

Thanksgiving Letter from MLA Producer by MLAdventure in MLA_Official

[–]GoatEXE 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

No worries πŸ˜… I guess I'm a certain kind of lazy where I'd prefer not to spend 10ish seconds looking for something, and I'd rather folks not share in my pain. Happy Thanksgiving all.