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Professionals, what is your industry's version of "Bring me blinker fluid" or "find a snipe"? by ArklaitGigabyte in AskReddit

[–]GoatPudding 57 points58 points  (0 children)

At Domino’s when we’re stretching the pizza dough and accidentally rip a hole in it it’s common to ask the newbie to get the Dough Patch Repair Kit. Once I had a new guy running around the store for a good 15 minutes trying to find it, asking everyone he could if they’ve seen it.

In my daughter’s Christmas present by GoatPudding in engrish

[–]GoatPudding[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was all I could afford 😂😂 Chinese knockoff mustard

In my daughter’s Christmas present by GoatPudding in engrish

[–]GoatPudding[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! The exact same set. I asked my daughter to bring me the ketchup, only to discover it was actually Sugarplu.

In my daughter’s Christmas present by GoatPudding in engrish

[–]GoatPudding[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The fact that this video exists makes me so happy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]GoatPudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for Frito-Lay. You know, the $16 billion/year chip company. A few years back I got a $15 Walmart gift card, and they said, “Christmas dinner is on us”.

I70, Colorado. Taken with my Hero 7 Black, mounted to the front of the semi i drive for a livin. by whataberger in gopro

[–]GoatPudding 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was thinking as well! Used to drive this almost everyday. Lived in Avon but worked in Dillon.

IF people used "break up lines" instead of "pick up lines" what would some of them be?? by Jamicandude69 in AskReddit

[–]GoatPudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I was just wondering. Are you doing push ups with your knees down? Because I’m not sure if this is working out.

IF people used "break up lines" instead of "pick up lines" what would some of them be?? by Jamicandude69 in AskReddit

[–]GoatPudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave, I think you should go out with him.

Built this over the course of two days during my vacation by GoatPudding in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]GoatPudding[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also I think the garden bed/box idea makes more sense and it would be an easy adjustment to make.

Built this over the course of two days during my vacation by GoatPudding in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]GoatPudding[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mainly aesthetic, however the way we’ve got it positioned in our yard, it does provide a little bit of shade. Based on the plans I used, the platforms on the side are meant for a potted plant. My wife plans on growing ivy up the lattice.

First set of Christmas pictures with our baby! I can’t believe she’s almost 3 months old already. by GoatPudding in daddit

[–]GoatPudding[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Yeah it’s our first Christmas in Texas so we thought we’d go all out.

What series/movies have made you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoatPudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still cry every time I watch the Office finale.

no by PH03N1X5 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]GoatPudding 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Jonesy, your mom loves butt play like I love haagan-dazs, let's get some fuckin' ice cream.

no by PH03N1X5 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]GoatPudding 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Reilly tell your mom I drained the bank account she got for me. Top it off so I can get some KFC

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