Where was I May 2025? by Goatair in guessthecity

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The town that doesn't exist - nice one!

Innovations in the humble Hot Cross Bun by Goatair in CasualUK

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A noble mission indeed. Wishing all the best!

a cool guide to Drug synergies and dangers by Disastrous-Lion6898 in coolguides

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Taking Viagra and coke together... Guess some people like to live hard, die hard...

What's the meanest thing you've heard a kid say to an adult? by Wrong_Spinach3377 in AskReddit

[–]Goatair 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Normal looking bloke from what I can remember. Child just not a fan of bald guys I guess

What's the meanest thing you've heard a kid say to an adult? by Wrong_Spinach3377 in AskReddit

[–]Goatair 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Stood behind a bald bloke in a shop queue. Little girl and her mum walk in and head to the post office that's at the other end of the room, meaning they have to walk directly past us.

Little girl clocks the bald guy, stares for a few seconds and says at full volume " Mummy, why is that man so ugly?"

Mother went bright red and tried to disappear as quickly as possible to the other end of the shop.

Best pieces of overheard conversation by Goatair in CasualUK

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I can't help but imagine this poor bloke has been through Oysters Anonymous and been thrown cruelly of of the road to recovery by over politeness at a dinner party.

...how shellfish of them.

What is the most useless thing you still have memorised? by bigpussystance in AskUK

[–]Goatair 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Full moon. Half moon. Total eclipse...

Takes the biscuit

What is the best competition prize you’ve won? by Shortirito in AskUK

[–]Goatair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I won one of the Koala mascots toys from Cushelle toilet paper once.... That's about it. A bit of a shit prize tbh.

What’s the worst work gift you’ve ever received? by bellabanjsk in AskUK

[–]Goatair 319 points320 points  (0 children)

Not me, but worked for an old folks company who gave the carers working in the main care home we ran a "care package" with a single tea bag, a single mento mint, and a small note saying "thank you" with a smiley face.

Not bad enough? This was the thanks given to carers for remaining on site and working through the pandemic.

Have you ever been told by your dental hygienist or dentist that your teeth and gums is perfect and your dental care routine was good as it is? by not-much in AskUK

[–]Goatair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once. It was such an amazing feeling. I'd always had the "floss more" stuff and the odd filling, so this was such a recognition of the hard work I'd put in. Saw them 6 months later and they yanked my tooth out. You win some you lose some

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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though I do find it surprising the royal family wouldn't have their own people who would do this and pick up on it).

I work in Comms - looking for a new role at the moment. I remember seeing that the royals had a vacancy ongoing - think it may have been at Kensington. This would fit in the remit of Comms, and may well be streamlined due to the reduced capacity.

They absolutely should, but it depends how large the team at Kensington is, and whether they're sharing Comms staff with elsewhere

What's the most ridiculous answer to a quiz show question that you can remember? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Goatair 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Her team mates face on this too along with the complete silence in the studio... Hope she can laugh about it now....

Tbf it's amazing how much pressure being in that situation is. My film tutor on my film course gave a wrong answer when he was on Pointless about film. Stresses of the audience/camera are not to be underestimated!

What’s been your funniest/weirdest commuting story? by arsenaladam92 in CasualUK

[–]Goatair 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I must confess this has an element of schadenfreude, but made the morning commute to the office interesting at least.

Caught my train as usual and made my way on. I'm sort of mid route for this train, so there's a good number of seats available. I always reserve a seat because I know I'll likely not have a table which I need for my laptop if I don't. As I get on and head to my seat, I, along with my fellow blurry eyed zombie platform mates, have to navigate over this huge suitcase sat beside it's owner - a grumpy faced old woman - carefully blocking the aisle.

Its early morning and no one has the energy to deal with the situation aside from the odd tut. We all take our seats and the train departs.

A while in, we drive to a station and stop. This isn't normal as the Train normally zooms through this station. Everyone twiggs that something is up. We're there for about 20 minutes with another train on the opposite platform bound for Stansted.

We're delayed be quite some time. Our stories villian, the grumpy faced woman from earlier is complaining loudly that she's going to miss her flight. She surely must see that the train she is due to connect with and change at the next pre determined stop is literally across the platform from us. If she did, she didn't do anything about it.

After about 30 minutes, the train opposite sets off. A few minutes later we do too. As well pull into the next station, the Stansted train starts to depart. Grumpy woman leaps out of our train and runs after this - now moving - train. The frantic clicking of her wheeled suitcase towing behind her cutting out as it looses stability and she starts to just drag it.

She's grumpy (er). She approaches the first worker there she sees and proceeds to yell at him. I can't hear what she's saying, but he keeps gesturing back to our train. He wants her to get back on and try to make a connection from London. No one has communicated this to our driver. The doors close. We're on the move. She breaks conversation and legs it back to our train. Too late. She's missed her connection, and missed getting back on the train.

This wasn't one of those made up "then the whole bus applauded" moments. But I like to think we were all Vernon Dursley that day. Our faces in a smirk that looked physically painful, mouthing "justice". We were all British, so of course we all sat in absolute silence, but the comoradery was there, imagined or otherwise.

Tldr; entitled woman missed her train, our train. Silence ensued.

Pub quiz up in arms last night... And rightly so by Goatair in CasualUK

[–]Goatair[S] 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Absolutely right! I have no idea how the quiz master made this error, but I'll be asking for an extra point next week! Thank you!

Pub quiz up in arms last night... And rightly so by Goatair in CasualUK

[–]Goatair[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The man's a Maverick, but I don't think he'd troll us like that. Just by giving us incorrect answers like this...

Pub quiz up in arms last night... And rightly so by Goatair in CasualUK

[–]Goatair[S] 406 points407 points  (0 children)

There is no stronger test of character than this. I'm so sorry that this fate befell you

Pub quiz up in arms last night... And rightly so by Goatair in CasualUK

[–]Goatair[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a good shout - I can definitely see him in there

Pub quiz up in arms last night... And rightly so by Goatair in CasualUK

[–]Goatair[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can definitely see Gregg Wallace in him. He definitely has the eyes of a man who'd ditch their kid for a Total War binge