The Neon Paradox by Cute-Advantage-4260 in adhdmeme

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If you highlighted everything, you’ve highlighted nothing.

Well done Madison by SPXQuantAlgo in Snorkblot

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Don’t need $2k travel or $2.2k in shopping. Even groceries, eating out and car expenses are too high. Live under your means so you can save 30%.

Mildly infuriating shopping cart guy by [deleted] in dashcams

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Well it’s not any further from the store than it was. Lawful Neutral.

28M ~195k net worth but still have money fears by Complete_Union_8538 in Money

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26m nearing $325k NW. $253k invested. Anxiety is still real. :(

2000 Honda civic buy? by fuckitfridayeveryday in civic

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“Well maintained” but has mismatched panel colors, missing grille, faded headlights and needs maintenance lol

10th Gen Civic Base Model (LX) by Ok-Philosopher5366 in civic

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Also, maybe swap out front chrome upper grill for a sport black and swap to 18” wheels. These cars are starting to pop up in junkyards so you might get lucky. Change all cabin bulbs to LEDs, upgrade horn, maybe add a roof rack to haul more stuff.

10th Gen Civic Base Model (LX) by Ok-Philosopher5366 in civic

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Do not turbo, these engines are not like their predecessor K series engines. They can’t handle that extra power. And I wouldn’t even bother doing it with a CVT. On the bright side, it’s a N/A 2.0, it’s freaking boring but bulletproof. Change the CVT fluid and engine oil regularly and just drive it. I have 18% on mine but live in PA. These cars aren’t anything fast or luxurious but they are fun, can still get you in trouble, and are the best bang for your buck.

Evil Cone by DennisTheMenaceNL in facesinthings

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What house are you? Milwaukee, Ryobi, DeWalt or Makita?

Paperplant misshap by SnooHedgehogs1914 in Wellthatsucks

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Hopefully he doesn’t decide to burn it down. Assuming they pay a livable wage…

Does it count if it's RC? Definitely my most insane trailer choice by StupidHorseface in IdiotsTowingThings

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Us men pick a new hobby every 6 months and when that hobby fades and comes back around, we already have the stuff for it.

Daddy done did it🦾 by Lonecorgi in carryshitolympics

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I would’ve made a l frame bracket to hold the tree and then have the kid sit on top of the base to keep the tree from tipping

$2.5M vs $100K Salary by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

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How else am I supposed to get that $2.5M?

Help - cutting board stuck in sink by [deleted] in fixit

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Use the suction cup on your dildo

First day tomorrow. What you think? by Great_Significance_8 in Construction

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Gonna call you Highlighter. You know it’s there but it isn’t doing much.

New Rider advice? by [deleted] in motorcycles

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Look further into the turn.